Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
How Did Your Interview Go? #didnt it go well #crazy robert and his lucky suit #she faxed the fbi #ive never used a fax machine #everybody loves raymond
How Did Your Interview Go? #didnt it go well #crazy robert and his lucky suit #she faxed the fbi #ive never used a fax machine #everybody loves raymond
How tall are you private surf life and I so I bought nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high you trying to squeeze an engine on me somewhere half star no sir pull shit it looks to me like th...
How tall are you private surf life and I so I bought nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high you trying to squeeze an engine on me somewhere half star no sir pull shit it looks to me like th...
I can't stand put your fucking shoelaces never going to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are with someone why would they be wet I got no fucking idea you gotta public bathrooms y...
I can't stand put your fucking shoelaces never going to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are with someone why would they be wet I got no fucking idea you gotta public bathrooms y...
I got to tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.
I got to tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.
If I had a dick, I wouldn't know what to do with it because my dick is so small! Fucking I've got no-
If I had a dick, I wouldn't know what to do with it because my dick is so small! Fucking I've got no-
It wasn't lava. I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
It wasn't lava. I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
It's so damn hot I saw one of those little guys their orange robes burst into flames it's that hot you know what i'm talking about
It's so damn hot I saw one of those little guys their orange robes burst into flames it's that hot you know what i'm talking about
My older brother had worked there too, so it was easy. When I wear daggers, everybody was scared of my older brother so.
My older brother had worked there too, so it was easy. When I wear daggers, everybody was scared of my older brother so.
No call Super Tuesday for nothing. By the way, this is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is not no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
No call Super Tuesday for nothing. By the way, this is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is not no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
No call Super Tuesday for nothing. By the way, this is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is not no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
No call Super Tuesday for nothing. By the way, this is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is not no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
Ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon. I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet. I ain't never going back. Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my frontal leaf.
Ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon. I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet. I ain't never going back. Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my frontal leaf.
Over the years my ass has taken a pounding #jim carrey #ass pounding #beat down #butt hurt #me myself irene
Over the years my ass has taken a pounding #jim carrey #ass pounding #beat down #butt hurt #me myself irene
Pleased that? Yeah, don't touch that. I did. But you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai sticks, breaking the ROTC, you know, bowling.
Pleased that? Yeah, don't touch that. I did. But you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai sticks, breaking the ROTC, you know, bowling.
Take a dump for two weeks. If you eat it on the 4th of July, by the 18th, everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms.
Take a dump for two weeks. If you eat it on the 4th of July, by the 18th, everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms.
That's what I do in the morning. Would I take 5 girls out of bed? I go woo and they go woo Woo Woo because they know they've been with the world champion.
That's what I do in the morning. Would I take 5 girls out of bed? I go woo and they go woo Woo Woo because they know they've been with the world champion.
There's one in every family sire two in mine actually and they always manage to ruin special occasions
There's one in every family sire two in mine actually and they always manage to ruin special occasions
Unless you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn comma curtis said he gave him a reach around
Unless you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn comma curtis said he gave him a reach around
Well I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called in a suit it's called formal speed walking but that's not important
Well I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called in a suit it's called formal speed walking but that's not important
Well I haven't been spending much time there lately they've got me down in dc i'm shining a seat with my ass
Well I haven't been spending much time there lately they've got me down in dc i'm shining a seat with my ass
Wrong way. I mean, it could be God stopped the bullets or he changed coke to Pepsi. He found my fucking car keys. You don't just.
Wrong way. I mean, it could be God stopped the bullets or he changed coke to Pepsi. He found my fucking car keys. You don't just.
Yes, yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to demonstrate how I can get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.
Yes, yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to demonstrate how I can get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.
You ever been in a cockpit before i've never been up in a plane before you ever seen a grown man naked
You ever been in a cockpit before i've never been up in a plane before you ever seen a grown man naked
You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said hey smoke up Johnny no Dad. What about you?
You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said hey smoke up Johnny no Dad. What about you?
You know, it's not easy living with my family. Bunch of characters. They are like my father. Holy crap, Lewis, check out the freaking log in the toilet.
You know, it's not easy living with my family. Bunch of characters. They are like my father. Holy crap, Lewis, check out the freaking log in the toilet.
You remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent the money on francis's toupee
You remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent the money on francis's toupee
You touched your food out the window like a diva. Alright, bizarre behaviour. You've never been a diva in your life before. OK, I can. I'm Gemma Collins Ford. I'm 34, I've earned my Dava ship, and ...
You touched your food out the window like a diva. Alright, bizarre behaviour. You've never been a diva in your life before. OK, I can. I'm Gemma Collins Ford. I'm 34, I've earned my Dava ship, and ...
