And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week.

Because I got I got a big you know penis between my legs.

Hey, I just remembered.

I took so many I thought I was Mr Peanut.

Look, to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

Matt, Right, go with you. One person only. What happened to your jaw?

Of course I peed my pants everybody my HP snip and it's the coolest

Once when I was a small child I saw a man have claimed to be my uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me

Ripped my pants again

Story time one of these men forgot to check their flies that man was me these three were fine

Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day

When I was seven I got dressed up as a little city gent and walked into the bank of England shouting fuck the pound

You know, I saw Doug play yesterday and I gotta tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.