A sausage has gone. Oh my God Jeremy a sausage is missing.

Cheech and Chong my Skinner in the deal with the iron fists inside my velvet glove. The spiky balls on the end of my stick, yeah.

Coor, it's like a sauna in here.

Four naan Jeremy? Four naan? That's insane.

Hold your horses honey. I've got coupons for the Pringles.

I don't want sweet poonani action. I want to take your Bishop and grind you down.

It's not like I'm going to rape him. I could rape him. I'm not going to rape him.

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Suck Mommy's finger. do I suck the finger?

The advice is **** and suck.

Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?

You what no Turkey you ******* idiot Jeremy you total ******* idiot that was your job you ******* moron you crack in your uh **** it that's why you are ******* ****

You're not a bad person, but I'm afraid to say you are a moron.