Ah we have sort of a problem here yeah

And here's something else bob

And I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told I told them that if they move my death one more time and then and then i'm quitting i'm going to quit and that hold on to because th...

And so you gonna quit no not really i'm just going to stop going

And uh

Are you any relation to the pop singer

Asking some questions maybe seeing if there are some ways we can make things run a little more smoothly around here

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

Bob slidell

Broke

But I i will try that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume

Come in at 9

Could you turn that down just a little bit

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Did you get that memo?

Did you see the memo?

Didn't you get that memo?

Disagree

Do I think

Excuse me

Excuse Me (Lights Out)

Expressing myself

F*ck

Fax Machine Battle

For the one I already told you if I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to I have people skills I am good at dealing with people can't you understand that what the hell is ...

Fuckin A

Fuckin A

Going crazy

Going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison

Good luck with your layoffs alright I hope your firings go really well

Hate my job

He represents all that is solace and wrong

He represents all that is solace and wrong and you slept with him

Hello

Hello peter

Hey look who's bad

Hey Peter Man! Check out Channel 9!

Hi Milton

Hum

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicle staring at computer screens all day

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary

I did nothing I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be

I do want to express myself

I don't know why I can't just

I found the first one laid off

I Had An Idea Like That

I hate this job he hated doug him drop it I don't need it

I hate this job I hate this god damn job and I don't need it

I have people skills

I have people skills

I I don't like my job and

I know how you get depressed about your job and all and I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel I used to be the same way really sure oh maybe I didn't whine as much but I bet I hated my...

I think that the guy might actually be able to help

I think the building is on fire,

I told us fudge packers are like michael bolton 's music

I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy that memo

I'm a Michael Bolton fan

I'm also going to need to go ahead and come in on sunday

I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there

I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow

I'm just not sure about that right now

I'm sorry man look I you know i'm talking out of my ass

I've been a real asshole

If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great

If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great

Is a problem of motivation all right now if I work my ass off and initech ships a few extra units I don't see another dime so where's the motivation

Is this good for the company

It's not that i'm lazy it's that I just don't care

Jump to Conclusions

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately

Made a Million Dollars

Middle Finger

Missing work

Next friday is hawaiian shirt day

No Talent Ass Clown

No way what should I change the one who suck

No. No Man

Now it's just a coincidence

O face

Oh and I almost forgot

Oh and remember next friday is hawaiian shirt day

Oh sounds like somebody 's got a case of the manders

Oh sounds like somebody 's got a case of the manders

OK

OK

OK

OK I set the building on fire

OK then

Ooh yeah

Peter gibbons yes I have the memo

Piece of shit

Pretty hospitable needed speaking moment

Property has payable nina speaking just moments

Put Up With All This Shit

Question is bullshit to begin with

Quit getting pissed at me alright this is all your idea asshole

See you guys later if I still have a job

She gets around high

Shit i'm a free man I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

Sitting in traffic

So

So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk

So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since I started working

So if you could be here around nine that would be great

So what we're all screwed that's watch

So you gonna get another job I don't think i'd like another job wanting to do about money and build and you know i've never really liked paying bills I don't think i'm going to do that either

So you know if you want to go ahead and

So you should ask yourself

Someone has a case of the Monday's

Someone has the case of the Mondays

Something I might take that need state from majestic things go well I might be showing in my oh face oh oh oh you know what i'm talking about

Sounds like a case of the mondays

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Stapler

Terrible job

Thanks

That sounds good peter

That Would be Great, Mmm K

That's the last straw

The fuck is that mean

The minimum security prison is no picnic have a client in there right now says that ricky is kick someones ass first day or becomes almost pitch then everything will be alright

The problem is just that I forgot the one time and i've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore

TPS Reports

Two chicks at the same time

Um

Unenthusiastic Happy Birthday

Use Your Mind

Was happening

Watch out for your cornhole bud

We fixed the glitch

We get caught laundering money we're not going to white collar resort prison no no we're going to federal pound me in the ass prison

We have sort of a problem here

We lossed some people this week and

Weekend Drinking Meme

Weekend Work

Well I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late

Well i'm just not sure about that right now

What am I going to do with forty subscriptions divide

What happened I flipped off my boss

What if we're still doing this when we're fifty

What is the worst idea i've ever heard in my life

What the hell is wrong with you people

What the Hell is Wrong With You People

What what would you say

What would ya say ya do here?

What would you do if you had a million dollars

What you sent me but what if you were offered some kind of stock option equity sharing program but that do anything for you I don't know I guess

What's happening

What's Happening

What's up J

Where does it say paper jam indices no paper jam I swear to god at one of these days I i just kick you piece of shit out with windows you made both men things lucky i'm not armed

Why does it so different in windows is no paper jam I swear to god at one of these days I i just take this piece of shit out the window

Will

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah exactly what I need

Yeah this is horrible this idea

Yeah well i'm just not sure about that right now

Yeah well least your name is michael bolton

You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports

You do want to express yourself, don't you?

You know the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear

You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all

You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit

You see we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out

You're going to have to talk to payroll about that

You're intruding my office space