Norm Macdonald - Audioinstants.com

Ah God

All I want is the fifty thousand dollars that you owe us

All right

Also, it's a good place to meet fat chicks.

And hey Warren, stop stealing my moves.

And I promise you you'll get your building back

And of course, it was very inspiring to see.

And this requires no sex

And you're having sex

Are you talking about

But I'm still getting fat.

But nice doing business with you

Bye

Call Me

Come on the guy deserved us

Completely ridiculous

Crazy people will be shooting at them.

Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth

Creepy

Dan quayle

Did you say fifty thousand dollars

Die

Do you care for brownie

Do you have any idea how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls

Do you like it

Doesn't matter with you

Except for the other thing that hurts the most but the lack of respect hurts the second most

Finally, folks, next week Jews everywhere will be celebrating the holiday of Yom Kippur.

For fifty thousand dollars

Fuck you must be delirious or something

Gave the money to a homeless guy on the street today

George pataki

Good idea

Good lord

Good problem to have.

Ha

Ha you didn't count of my loyal army in prostitutes did you

Haha you didn't count of my loyal army of prostitutes did you

He burned his mouth on a bong.

Hello

Hey

Hey dude what's up

Hey hey

Hey honey I understand your upset

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Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex

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Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex

Hey pops how are you feeling with your new heart

Hey wait a minute that's not true

Hey what's up fruity

Hey what's up pretty

Hi I miss

Holy lord

Hope you like crap

How

How about right now?

I admit

I don't know maybe this year your lifelong pattern of random assault

I don't know what happen

I gotta get in shape that's my next big thing now you know i'm not in good shape you know when I was younger has nothing good shape

I gotta tell you something

I have no idea

I messed up i'm sorry

I should've got my nose bit up by a saigon whore

I walked through blood and bones.

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I was punching in one guy and I was kicking this other guy I threw this one dude right through a plate glass window

I'll tell you what

I've not falling for that one again

In nine year old boy

Intense physical attraction to maine

Jenny

Jesus

Johnny cochran

Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Gail Matthius...

Just relax

K keep your distance there liberace

Let's watch your dirty opera

Like I'm a Christian, right?

Look at it's kind of embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred year old man who just had a coronary so

Maine

Neil

No

No no I can hear you fine it must be your phone

No no no I have a plan

No sex at all

Nobody screws me over like that

Norm Macdonald laughing

North to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised

Not gonna work

Note to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised

Now

Oh god stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you

Oh my goodness

OJ simpson

OK

OK settle down prostitutes

Ranked first for satisfaction.

Really

Ridiculous

Right at dark

Run by Jews?

Sam 's got a right to know

Stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you

That's good news that

The First Lady's a quote congenital liar.

The pork sandwich is delicious

There

Travis cole

Two kinds of people in this world those who get stamped on those who do the stopping

Very, very good slave.

Visitors to New York's Times Square this winter.

We kick their ass

Well i'm trying to be a better person i'm working on that you know i'm doing the best I can hear

Well then I guess you have to beg

Well, I read it, yes.

What are you dirty car salesman

What are you kidding

What do dirty car salesman

What the fuck is that?

What's your name?

Where you work

Who's that dude

Why not

Yeah

Yeah they got no yeah definitely they got it because the thing is this

You always fifty thousand dollars for getting the building ninety nine franklin street condemned

You are so much like a talk

You bet on the fight in rocky three in the you bet against rocky

You hurt the most is that the lack of respect you know that's what hurts the most