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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets #clear liquor #dark liquor #ron swanson #parks and rec #nick offerman #vodka #gin

First law of the sea never place your rear end on a pirate's face

Government is a greedy piglet #ron swanson #that suckles on the taxpayers teet #until they have sore chapped nipples #its never too early to learn #parks and rec #nick offerman