Altruism is so insipid

But you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers

First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates...

How do you know these Russians are up to no good anyways

It says so right here in your personnel file, unlikable, liked by NO1A. Bitter, unlikable owner whose passing shall not be mourned.

Loser

Oh yeah because it makes them look bad

See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.

This don't look good for me.

When you speak I don't hear god I hear an idiot babbling

Yes it's not a very good name is it

You can't help being hideous

You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy

You young people really are worthless, aren't you?

You're everyone's problem that's because every time you go up in the air you're unsafe I don't like you because you're dangerous

[Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)