But who here would ever understand that the pumpkin king with the skeleton grin would tire of his crown

It's willy one eyed willy

Kratos Read Boy

Old saint nick appears to be traveling at supersonic speed

Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki

Prince Charming has arrived.

Santa Claus

Siren

Well. I happen to know for a fact that Santa Claus is real. And in the next couple of days. Somehow I'm going to prove it to you.

What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?

You have heard of Santa Rita ************