Alright, don't get impatient. I'm your mother.

And this crap you pull on me with this God damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again.

I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do. As far as I'm concerne...

I raise my son

I've got issues with the idiot she gave birth to. That'd be you.

Is your mom and let you out of your age again, goddamnit?

Just so you know mom I am about to do something that's very very big very important when you hear about it you're going to be very proud

Kyle's Mom

Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club,

Mother son for you.

She didn't even recognize me, her own son. Can you help me?

What is it like knowing that you married your mama?

Whoa, wait a minute. Talk. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

"Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D minor? I said not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman!