A cartoon.

A little help please #a little help #need help #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty

Ants in my eyes Johnson #ants in my eyes johnson #so many ants in my eyes #cant see #unable to see #cant see clearly #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty

Can you help me do this stupid science fair project?

Caught Wanking #omg #caught wanking #eww cant look #wtf #summer smith #morty smith #rick and morty

Considered a dick move #dick move #bastard move #douche #rick and morty #morty smith #birdperson

Dada.

Damn.

Don't talk about my parents like that.

Evil Morty Ringtone

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Get your shit together #get your shit together #put it in a backpack #put all your shit together #morty smith #rick and morty

He's just grumpy from the flight #grumpy from flight #bad flight experience #morty smith #rick sanchez #rick and morty #jetlag #grumpy #upset

Heck yeah.

Hello.

Hey, Jessica.

Hey, just so you know, I'm actually 14.

Huh.

I accept your call to adventure. Good Sir. Kind Sir.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

I didn't mean, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.

I do.

I don't want girls.

I gotta tell you something very important, OK?

I was thinking about it.

I wasn't kissing a pillow.

I'm actually 14.

I'm being serious, OK?

Imagine you're a sheet, yo.

It's a living nightmare.

Jessica.

Let's just get this over with, OK?

Listen, can you help me do this stupid science fair project?

Look, I gotta take a leak when I come back. If you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here.

Morty Smith: Grunting

My name is Morty Smith, from earth dimension C 137.

My name is Morty Smith.

No.

Oh man, oh jeez #oh man #oh jeez #oh geez #getting sick #feeling sick #headache #not feeling well #morty smith #rick and morty

Ohh damn it.

Ohh I better not.

Ohh OK.

Ohh OK.

Ohh well, OK.

Ohh your sheet on a bed dog.

Ohh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.

Ohh.

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OMG caught wanking it #caught wanking #morty smith #rick and morty #omg #gross #masturbate

Quit while you're ahead.

Rick sanchez

Rick Sanchez Nope

Rise above Focus on Science #focus on science #rise above #stay in school #science is king #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty

So why are they doing this?

Stupid.

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Suck my dick #suck my dick #you aint gonna tell me shit #not going to tell me shit #not gonna tell me shit #go fuck yourself #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty

That's insane #thats insane #thats crazy #ridiculous #morty smith #rick and morty

There's something you need to know.

This is because you don't give morty smith good grades

Uh, no, I think it's cool.

Um, you know, it's a.

Um, you know.

Umm.

We're so screwed #were so screwed #we are screwed #game over #morty smith #rick and morty #screwed #effed #what are we going to do

We're surrounded by monsters.

What am I eating? #what am i eating #what is this food #morty smith #rick and morty #bird seed

What in the hell?

What?

What's going on?

White People Problems #rick morty #white people problems #morty smith #rick sanchez #pfft #first world problems

Would you stop saying that? It's stupid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yo imagine you're a sheet, yo?

Yo.

You doing OK?

You ever wonder what life was like to do a TV?

You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place.

You know.

Your sheet on a bed, dog.