A school tour for the Oxford Don who believes all animals are vegetarian. Now water crocodiles eat Natalie, other animals. No, they grass.

A Wrongness

All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans.

Aspergers is not real #aspergers #assburgers #aspergers is not real #conspiracy #conspiracy theory

Delusional

Did you know the doctors mustache is fake?

Didn't happen

Four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning. Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it?

Hey, you know what's funny? I always thought that dogs... laid eggs

I can't believe you thought chickens came from eggs.

I don't think he's a dentist.

I don't think these are flowers.

I love Argentina. People thinking I don't like Argentina, but I like it a lot.

I mean quite as I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can.

I've seen massages on the telly. You don't normally have to have a fire extinguisher on standby when you're on massage.

It isn't contagious like some people think.

It's not a tumor! it's not a tumor at all

It's people with a dirty mind that think like that

It’s false. No way. Not this time. It’s fiction. It never happened

Mistaken

No I am not gay or how did you say that

No, I am not Santa Claus.

Now that's not maine

Oral sex I thought it was sex with a tooth

Paranoia is just another word for ignorance

People say alcohol is a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink.

So, Isaac Newton. Come up above, looks down and says about that gravity thing. I was wrong.

Some people think I don't like hunters

THIS IS NOT MICHEAL JACKSON

Unfortunately The Immutable Laws Of Physics #counter argument #wrong #incorrect premise #incorrect #premise #seinfeld #unfortunately #physics

Wait a second, you're not Charles Dickens.

We could tear up the rule book on cold bloodedness it doesn't apply they're wrong this is a warm blooded creature

Why don't I believe? Why do a lot of people not believe that wasp sting?

You got the wrong idea.