Craig can I use y'all's microwave right quick yeah what'd you gotta cook some chicken

Glutton for punishment #hot dog #sausage #microwave #exploding #burning #oven #high pain tolerance

I was just making some popcorn

Microwave

Microwave (loud)

Microwave Nigella Lawson

My last hot pocket

Shut up you little pot licker i'll put you in a microwave

You know that metal plate in my head how can I forget and never replace because every time catherine revved up the microwave I had pissed my pants and forget who I was for half hour so