A Lame Attempt at Humor #swing and a miss #swing and miss #not funny #unfunny #bad joke #lame #michael scott #pam beasley #ryan howard #taxes #crunch the numbers
A Lame Attempt at Humor #swing and a miss #swing and miss #not funny #unfunny #bad joke #lame #michael scott #pam beasley #ryan howard #taxes #crunch the numbers
Ahhhh! I’m going to kill myself and it’s your fault #kill myself #your fault #overreaction #freaking out #michael scott #frustrated #irritated
Ahhhh! I’m going to kill myself and it’s your fault #kill myself #your fault #overreaction #freaking out #michael scott #frustrated #irritated
Alright troops, this is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know, why not. Because I am color...
Alright troops, this is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know, why not. Because I am color...
Am I going to tell them? No, I'm not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Am I going to tell them? No, I'm not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Andy Bernard Punches Wall #andy bernard #jim halpert #pranks #frustrate #frustration #frustrating #frustrated #annoyed #coworker #michael scott #stress #punch #bang head #the office phone #andy punch
Andy Bernard Punches Wall #andy bernard #jim halpert #pranks #frustrate #frustration #frustrating #frustrated #annoyed #coworker #michael scott #stress #punch #bang head #the office phone #andy punch
Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt react readapt apt, right? That's rule #2.
Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt react readapt apt, right? That's rule #2.
Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt, react, Readapt, act right. That's rule #2.
Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt, react, Readapt, act right. That's rule #2.
Bell of the ball #ryan howard #michael scott #the office #you my friend would be the bell of the ball #dont drop the soap
Bell of the ball #ryan howard #michael scott #the office #you my friend would be the bell of the ball #dont drop the soap
Bros Before Hoes #bros before hoes #bros are always there for you #ho rips your heart out for no good reason #not your ho no more #not yo ho no mo #michael scott
Bros Before Hoes #bros before hoes #bros are always there for you #ho rips your heart out for no good reason #not your ho no more #not yo ho no mo #michael scott
Bros before hoes. Why? Because your Bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason, and you were nothing but great to your hoe. And you...
Bros before hoes. Why? Because your Bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason, and you were nothing but great to your hoe. And you...
Catch you guys on the flippity flip! #catch you on the flippity flip #see you on the flippity flip #catch you later #see you later #michael scott #steve carell #basketball
Catch you guys on the flippity flip! #catch you on the flippity flip #see you on the flippity flip #catch you later #see you later #michael scott #steve carell #basketball
Crazy world lotta smells #crazy world lotta of smells #lotta smells #a lot of smells #bad smell #smells bad #michael scott
Crazy world lotta smells #crazy world lotta of smells #lotta smells #a lot of smells #bad smell #smells bad #michael scott
Crunch Those Numbers #michael scott #ryan howard #pam beasley #taxes #financials #count #math #test #figures #digits
Crunch Those Numbers #michael scott #ryan howard #pam beasley #taxes #financials #count #math #test #figures #digits
David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by. And I always have and I always will. Don't ever. For any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, eve...
David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by. And I always have and I always will. Don't ever. For any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, eve...
Depression? #isnt that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out #dwight you ignorant slut #michael scott #steve carell #dwight shrute #roof
Depression? #isnt that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out #dwight you ignorant slut #michael scott #steve carell #dwight shrute #roof
Did you hear that Michael? #respect women #michael scott #dwight schrute #respect #treat us with respect
Did you hear that Michael? #respect women #michael scott #dwight schrute #respect #treat us with respect
Do I need to be liked? #like to be liked #enjoy being liked #have to be liked #need to be praised #need people to like me #i want to be liked #michael scott #steve carell
Do I need to be liked? #like to be liked #enjoy being liked #have to be liked #need to be praised #need people to like me #i want to be liked #michael scott #steve carell
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
Doing alcohol #smoking drugs is cool #do you think doing alcohol is cool #dont do drugs #michael scott #steve carell
Doing alcohol #smoking drugs is cool #do you think doing alcohol is cool #dont do drugs #michael scott #steve carell
Explain What You Think That Is #michael scott #ryan howard #pam beasley #confused #crunch the numbers #taxes #lost #unsure #confusing #strange #teach #educate #tutorial #guide #explanation
Explain What You Think That Is #michael scott #ryan howard #pam beasley #confused #crunch the numbers #taxes #lost #unsure #confusing #strange #teach #educate #tutorial #guide #explanation
Feared or loved? #would i rather be feared or loved #i want people to be afraid of how much they love me #michael scott #steve carell
Feared or loved? #would i rather be feared or loved #i want people to be afraid of how much they love me #michael scott #steve carell
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Well hey, your mom is dead. That's what friends do. It's you're so.
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Well hey, your mom is dead. That's what friends do. It's you're so.
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Well, hey, your mom is dead. That's what friends do. It's you're so white.
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Well, hey, your mom is dead. That's what friends do. It's you're so white.
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't.
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't.
NSFW Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Ohh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes they spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't.
NSFW Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Ohh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes they spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't.
He is a good guy, not a terrorist #the office #steve carell #michael scott #good guy #terrorist #terrorism #racism #radical #radicalisation
He is a good guy, not a terrorist #the office #steve carell #michael scott #good guy #terrorist #terrorism #racism #radical #radicalisation
Hey, Hey, Hey, you idiot #idiot #the office #michael scott #steve carell #moron #jerk #fool #imbecile
Hey, Hey, Hey, you idiot #idiot #the office #michael scott #steve carell #moron #jerk #fool #imbecile
How the turn tables #well well well #tables have turned #changes everything #michael scott #in control
How the turn tables #well well well #tables have turned #changes everything #michael scott #in control
Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go.
Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out #steve carell #michael scott #birth born #assasin #kill #murder #take you out
I brought you into this world and I can take you out #steve carell #michael scott #birth born #assasin #kill #murder #take you out
I do my best work when people don't believe in me #steve carell #michael scott #best work #dont believe in me #used to it
I do my best work when people don't believe in me #steve carell #michael scott #best work #dont believe in me #used to it
I do not understand what you spend your money on #the office #steve carell #dwight schrute #michael scott #what do you do #what did you do #money #bills #cash #funds
I do not understand what you spend your money on #the office #steve carell #dwight schrute #michael scott #what do you do #what did you do #money #bills #cash #funds
I don't wanna work #i just wanna bang on this mug all day #hate working #hate my job #michael scott #steve carell
I don't wanna work #i just wanna bang on this mug all day #hate working #hate my job #michael scott #steve carell
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me and since I don't have a Butler I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay 6 strips of baco...
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me and since I don't have a Butler I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay 6 strips of baco...
I forbid anybody to freak out #the office #steve carell #michael scott #not allowed #dont freak out #dont panic
I forbid anybody to freak out #the office #steve carell #michael scott #not allowed #dont freak out #dont panic
I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car, so sue me.
I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car, so sue me.
NSFW I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
NSFW I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
I'm not a millionaire. I thought it would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40, but. By 40 I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by m...
I'm not a millionaire. I thought it would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40, but. By 40 I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by m...
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious #michael scott #steve carell #bad luck #unlucky #unfortunate #superstition #wives tale
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious #michael scott #steve carell #bad luck #unlucky #unfortunate #superstition #wives tale
NSFW I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go and it's purely budgetary, it's not personal. Gonna kill myself? Wow. I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault.
NSFW I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go and it's purely budgetary, it's not personal. Gonna kill myself? Wow. I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault.
NSFW If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
NSFW If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? I would want to live with no legs. How about no arms? No arm...
If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? I would want to live with no legs. How about no arms? No arm...
Just Poopin #poopin #vomit #smells #poop #you know how i be #crazy world lot of smells #michael scott
Just Poopin #poopin #vomit #smells #poop #you know how i be #crazy world lot of smells #michael scott
Michael Scott why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
Michael Scott why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
Michael Scott why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
Michael Scott why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
My horn can pierce the sky #the office #michael scott #princess unicorn #my horn can pierce the sky #office christmas #dwight schrute
My horn can pierce the sky #the office #michael scott #princess unicorn #my horn can pierce the sky #office christmas #dwight schrute
Now, right now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 15 bottles of vodka. Yeah, should do it.
Now, right now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 15 bottles of vodka. Yeah, should do it.
Oh god, oh no no no! #the office #steve carell #michael scott #what are you doing #oh my god #oh god #oh no #no no #stop
Oh god, oh no no no! #the office #steve carell #michael scott #what are you doing #oh my god #oh god #oh no #no no #stop
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man I love you this many dollars worth.
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man I love you this many dollars worth.
Shut up, shut up #shut up #be quiet #shuch #hush #shh #silence #the office #steve carell #michael scott
Shut up, shut up #shut up #be quiet #shuch #hush #shh #silence #the office #steve carell #michael scott
So Suck On That #michael scott #ryan #the temp #business school #suck it #boom #nailed it #have some #deal with it #in your face #booyah
So Suck On That #michael scott #ryan #the temp #business school #suck it #boom #nailed it #have some #deal with it #in your face #booyah
Something's happening! #oh my god something is happening #omg #finally happening #michael scott #steve carell
Something's happening! #oh my god something is happening #omg #finally happening #michael scott #steve carell
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Sorry I annoyed You With My Friendship #andy bernard #michael scott #friends #bff #annoy #needy #angry
Sorry I annoyed You With My Friendship #andy bernard #michael scott #friends #bff #annoy #needy #angry
Thank you sir, I don't think you will regret it #thank you #sir #happy #michael scott #appreciative #thumbs up
Thank you sir, I don't think you will regret it #thank you #sir #happy #michael scott #appreciative #thumbs up
That's what she said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #thats what she said #joke #humor #sexual
That's what she said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #thats what she said #joke #humor #sexual
Thats what he said #thats what he said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #gay #amirite #guys #joke #humor
Thats what he said #thats what he said #the office #steve carell #michael scott #gay #amirite #guys #joke #humor
The Scarn #michael scott #do the scarn #threat level midnight #dance #steve carrell #zoom virtual backgrounds #zoom video background
The Scarn #michael scott #do the scarn #threat level midnight #dance #steve carrell #zoom virtual backgrounds #zoom video background
They say that laughter is the best medicine. So Stanley, you can throw away those pills, you are cured. Actually. Better hold on the pulse just in case.
They say that laughter is the best medicine. So Stanley, you can throw away those pills, you are cured. Actually. Better hold on the pulse just in case.
This is the worst #worst #worst day #awful situation #bad situation #hate this #dislike #michael scott #steve carell
This is the worst #worst #worst day #awful situation #bad situation #hate this #dislike #michael scott #steve carell
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
We need to talk #jan levinson #michael scott #the office #steve carell #cleavage #boobs #breast implants
We need to talk #jan levinson #michael scott #the office #steve carell #cleavage #boobs #breast implants
Wendy's Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend Michael. This isn't Wendy. Ohh, I'm sorry. Could you put her on please? Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant. David. Kevin, OK. Could I just have a frosty ...
Wendy's Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend Michael. This isn't Wendy. Ohh, I'm sorry. Could you put her on please? Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant. David. Kevin, OK. Could I just have a frosty ...
