Brain farts

Braindumbed

Did I leave the oven on? Do I even have an oven? Did I put someone in that oven? Yeah.

Geez, my memory is bad.

He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, both religious and secular. He chews. With his mouth open, he gambles.

Hey, is somebody keeping track of my head's bad at it?

Hope you want to administer the oath. Am I doing this again? My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.

I can't remember it all looks the thing

I cannot remember

I cannot remember.

I don't recall that.

I don't remember. It's confusing.

I forgot my orders

I just told you that you didn't hear me say that. You know, you guys are supposed to be so good at listening, you can't even remember what I said to you 2 seconds ago.

I suffer from short term memory loss

I-dont-remember

Joe, you want to administer the oath. Am I doing this again so the senior staff alright? The number of seven members divided? My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.

My memory sucks.

Well, sometimes my memory fails me.