A professional nfl player is called upon to save the world

Actually could you wrap just this up for me I want to scare the shit out of somebody sure

Aim for the Bushes #the other guys #aim for the bushes #the rock #samuel l jackson

And hey all those rich black people can't be wrong right

Are you a big man?! #the other guys #are you a big man #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #im talking to you #walk the walk #you think youre big #tough guy

Barge in #enter #barge in #bust door open #roll in #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #the other guys

Don't flatter yourself #the other guys #dont flatter yourself #mark wahlberg #will ferrell

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Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick you can't get me thunder 'cause you're just god's farts

Good Vibrations #marky mark #good vibrations #vibrations #vibration #funky bunch #mark wahlberg

He's not going to do that, that's a hyperbole #the other guys #hes not going to do that #thats a hyperbole #bluff #faking #mark wahlberg #will ferrell #daymon wayans

Hello 911 I need the police right away this guy took my teddy bear hello

I am a peacock! #the other guys #mark wahlberg #i am a peacock #let me fly #let me out #unleash the beast

I don't like what I see #the other guys #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #gator the pimp #look in the mirror

I wanna go! #the other guys #i wanna go #i want a piece of you #mark wahlberg #will ferrell #rob riggle #daymon wayans #tackle #fight

I was very much looking forward to having a water #the other guys #was looking forward to having a water #want some water #need water #h2o #will ferrell #mark wahlberg

I'm 35 years old and i'm going nowhere all I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy fucking bear

I'm telling you, you were a pimp #the other guys #pimp #will ferrell #mark wahlberg

OMG you were a pimp #the other guys #omg you were a pimp #pimp #mark wahlberg #will ferrell

Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment

Put on big boy pants #the other guys #mark wahlberg #will ferrell #big shot #big boy

That's a weird example #the other guys #thats a weird example #thats weird #strange example #stange analogy #bad analogy #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #daymon wayans

The city is dying for a hero #the other guys #city is dying for a hero #need a hero #hero #mark wahlberg #will ferrell #wants a hero

Thunder buddies for life right johnny fucking right all right come on let's sing the thunder song all right

Thunder song #thunder buddy #mark wahlburger #thunder #ted

Well do you think you're part of some gay beat up underworld like one of those gay beat up clubs or something

Well Well Well #the other guys #well well well #what do we have here #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #daymon wayans #rob riggle #look who we have #look whos here

What are you like five years old yeah but I read at a six year old level so

What the hell are you? #the other guys #what the hell are you #what are you #you are weird #mark wahlberg #will ferrell

What the hell is going on here?! #what the hell #what the hell is going on here #the hell is going on #what the hell is this #michael keaton #mark wahlberg #the other guys #will ferrell #daymon wayans

Who lives here i'm coming to get whoever lives here you owe me lobster money

Why are you crying my dick is squished by the tv

Why don't you step back man #why dont you step back man #lay off #step aside #back off #the other guys #will ferrell #mark wahlberg #daymon wayans #rob riggle

Yes that's exactly what's happening #yes thats exactly whats happening #yes thats whats happening #the other guys #yes thats correct #yes thats happening #will ferrell #mark wahlberg

You don't think she's going to be expecting something big do you what like anal no like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger

You wanna dance brolio?! #the other guys #you wanna dance brolio #try me #you wanna have a go #bring it on #you wanna try me #will ferrell #daymon wayans #mark wahlberg #lets go #fight

You're not very tolerant huh

You're right i've been getting stoned too much I know that

Your farts aren't manly #mark wahlberg #will ferrell #farts #fart #toot #manly #masculine