Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.

As of 0800 (major payne)

Boo hoo (major payne)

Can’t Feel My Legs #major payne #bubba #no legs #they aint there #missing legs

Change my name to Big Daddy pain.

Chuga chuga toot (major payne)

Chugging along #little engine that could #chugga chugga #toot toot #train engine #grinding #onward

Cut a little rug #major payne #dance #robot #damon waynes #hillary

Did I give you permission to sneeze open?

Do not attempt (major payne)

Doughboy #major payne #doughboy #poke #stomach #pudgy #doughy #chubby

Failier to communicate (major payne)

Fe fi fo fum (major payne)

From now on, my little group, my scrolling thanks you will strive to be like me. You will walk like me, talk like me, and until you win those games, you will be bald like me.

Gal, you an apology? You want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things? I said? OK, I'm sorry. You're just a little turd that can't hold your liquid out in public. Now you get o...

General, you're trying to tell me in all this man military, there's no room left for a trained weapon of destruction?

Got no worry (major payne)

Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek. What are you laughing at, pig boy?

Gun shots (major payne)

Have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well disciplined cadet JUnit from this day four. What? Y'all sorry, I didn't belong to me. You are not any sleep, drink, blow your nose or even...

He aint happy (major payne)

He's a pure (major payne)

Hello betty (major payne)

Hello, kill balls. Welcome to the House of Pain.

Hey dun (major payne)

Hold it turd (major payne)

I can't feel my legs #numb #spinal tap #epidural #drugged #high

I heard your (major payne)

I miss you little trick. The man have that out. You may you may feel a little fresh. Yeah. My finger, my finger. We'll give it to him.

I said hold it (major payne)

I said hold it or I'll break that up and kick it around on the ground.

I see you and (major payne)

I will be (major payne)

I will put my (major payne)

I will put my foot so far. Don't answer what on my knee will quench your thirst.

I'd like for you (major payne)

I've been known (major payne)

It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man.

Laugh #laughing #hehe #haha #major payne

Let the boy grow up #pop your titty out his mouth #stop babying him #i didnt stutter

Little piggy laughing (major payne)

Love is the key (major payne)

Major payne

Major Payne - Damon Wayans

Make you boys strong (major payne)

Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.

Me Papa bum, what Beanstalk you fall from?

Military rap 1 (major payne)

Military rap 2 (major payne)

My name is (major payne)

Need some killin (major payne)

No pets allowed (major payne)

Nope, but I can clean your colon that quicker than one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.

Now what i'm gonna (major payne)

Now what I'm gonna do it take this right foot and put it cordless side, your face.

One tubby tubby, two tubby tubby #situps #chubby #tubby #chunky #fat #overweight #major payne

Payne's not here (major payne)

Pop your titty 1 (major payne)

Pop your titty 2 (major payne)

Run on back to your room (major payne)

Scream #bolt jump scares

Screaming #scream #scared #terrified

Sensitive #sensitive #major payne #damon wayans

Show you a trick (major payne)

Sir, yes sir! #sir yes sir #affirmative #obedience #obey #boot camp #major payne

Them boys (major payne)

Under this hat (major payne)

Welcome to my party (major payne)

What are you laughing at pig boy? #snorting laugh #pig boy #what are you laughing at #fatty #major payne

What are you lookin at, Ass Eyes? #what are you lookin at #ass eyes #major payne

What are you looking at (major payne)

What are you looking at at that something, Sir?

What do you want (major payne)

What the hell was (major payne)

What the hell was that, you little freckle faced cartoon?

What's your (major payne)

What's your name 1 (major payne)

What's your name 2 (major payne)

You callin me (major payne)

You eye ball me (major payne)

You gotta be somebody needs some killing.

You hold it turn.

You know you remind me of the dough, boy. If I poke, your stomach will make you go.

You know, answer me when I speak to you, I'm going to put my foot in your ass. Is that clear them in three.

You nasty little worm, go change your hugged boy and be back in front, though. Stop that crying. You'll get no pity from me. You think your tears will stop Charlie from taking advantage and sticky ...

You plottin on me boy (major payne)

You plottin on me boy? #plottin on me boy #scheming #manipulation #major payne

You remind me of (major payne)

You think your tears (major payne)

You want them, but they look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

You'll get no (major payne)

You're still a (major payne)

1 don't you feel (major payne)

1 tubby tubby (major payne)

3 Seconds #grin #angry #fuck #major payne #full metal jacket #stop smiling

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