Fast as we can ma'am

Good evening ma'am. My name is Mike. I'm calling from walking to the library and fart as loudly as you can't communications PLC.

Good job, bucko. Excuse me, ma'am.

Hello cowboy what's your name tex ma'am

Hi ma'am! excuse me ma'am! excuse me ma'am! ma'am!

I'm halfway there, ma'am

If you haven't notice ma'am, this country has gone to heck in a handbasket.

Ma'am 2

Ma'am if there was anything at all I could do for you today do it do anything

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

Ma'am. Listen to me one second, ok? Retard! (Quiet audio playback)

No! It's not my fault! Let go of me! Ma'am...

Thank you sir ma'am I mean ma'am

Why we're about you, ma'am, and helping secure your future?

Blah, blah, blah. Yes, ma'am.