Ah, I was wondering where that thing went.

But I think it's in my other pants pocket.

Can't find

Damn it, I dropped my phone in the toilet oh it's so cold and it's under everything. I'm rooting around a pitcher of sangria. Where is it? Oh my God, why haven't I found it yet? Oh no, I didn't rol...

Hello 911 I need the police right away this guy took my teddy bear hello

I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

I left my purse in your house can I go in and get it

I Lost My Shoe

I lost something once..

It's okay, I'll learn to live without it #left out #alienated #detached #isolated #estranged #lonely #not invited #lost item #winnie the pooh #moping

Look, to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

Ring lose

Shit. About his million bucks. I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.

The glass slipper is their only clue now the duke has been ordered to try it on every girl in the kingdom

Where's my super suit

Where's my watch?

You dropped something