And everything is just the worst

Blerg

By finding a million angels

Call my period you're all fired

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I don't know how but you're going to get me another sandwich or I'm going to cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin

I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury because i'm a hologram

I want to go to there

Lesbianism means that I am a dyke

No it's OK don't be cry

Nope hipster nonsense amount

One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned

Shut it down

There ain't no party like a liz lemon party 'cause I lose lemon party is mandatory

What is the deal with my life

What the what

Where is my package at

Why are you being so happy and nice are you soaking your tampons in vodka again

Working on my night cheese

You wanna party five hundred for kissing ten thousand for snuggling end of lee