A hefty ransom

Abducted

Aha! aha! this is a kidnapping!

And I stayed up the other night watching Nancy Grace. I wish somebody would kidnap this bitch.

As you can see. It is a ransom note. We.

Come on, dude, you said so yourself, man, I said. I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain, that's right.

Fucking nihilists knew where she was. She's a dude. She never even kidnapped herself.

Hey! Come back here with my kid!

I'm an exceptional thief Mrs. McClain, and since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

I'm being abducted.

Is now believed to have been kidnapped by the serial killer known only as buffalo bill

It's all pretty harmless. You probably kidnapped herself.

Kidnapping. You're fired.

Maude. I got to. Tender my resignation or whatever because. Looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.

Mister my family will pay cash whatever ransom you're askin' for they'll pay it

Our search for the Harvester must wait. Sam's parents have been kidnapped.

She's been kidnapped. The Phenom man. I don't know. Maybe not. But she's definitely not around.

The Dark Brotherhood killed my momma and Papa and then they took me captive. Please please help me.

They're gonna put the intergalactic equivalent of jumper cables under your nuts and or labia and hook them up to an alien car battery until you tell them where I am, which I guarantee you you're no...

Totally fucked it up man we fucked up his payoff because the kidnappers all pissed off is

Was kidnapped, after all. She most certainly was not.

What? It was a mistake. Mistake. Frank, honey, you were kidnapped.

Yeah, with Walter. I figure it's easy money, you know, It's all pretty harmless. You probably kidnap.

[Man, Distorted Voice] Barney Stinson, you are being kidnapped...