I'm not fat, well, not a present, but I could see you really pushing maximum density. You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were bor...

It's unavoidable. Just happens. What happens? When you grow up. Your heart dies. Who cares? I care.

What's your name? What's yours? Claire. Claire. Claire. It's a family name. Oh, it's a fat girl's name. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Where's your lunch? You're wearing it. You're nauseating.

You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes, the old man Grammy said. Hey, smoke up Johnny. OK, so go home and c...