Bet you were never having a baby. Kid I've never even had my appendix out

Boy if I ever get overseas the first thing i'm gonna do is surrender concentration camps have got to be better than this

I'm telling the truth, Doc. You gotta believe me. Then tell me future boy. Who's president of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan, the actor? Then who's vice president Jerry Lewis?

I'm warning you you're driving me crazy that's no drive that's a short putt

Send a salami to your boy in the army