All the dude ever wanted was his rug back not greedy it really tied the room together

Fuck sympathy I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson

I'm the dude so that's what you call me you know that or his dudeness or duder or you know el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

That's a great plan walter that's fucking ingenious if I understand it correctly it's a swiss fucking watch

Walter I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron

You know fortunately i'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind you know limber

You're not wrong walter you're just an asshole