I wish I could. I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring, sexless marriage where all your mom and I do is piss each other off.

Jaden Smith lets his parents do whatever they want.

M.P. just (major payne)

You know what, the guys at work, they took a bet on who would win in a fight. You were Jaden Smith and they all said Jaden Smith could kick your ass.

You're a lousy kid. I wish Jaden Smith was my son.