But I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls.

Dude, you just let that guy take a bite out of you.

I think I stepped in something

I'm going to use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. Like God, think of the massacre.

Jake Peralta - Sex tape (what is taking so long)

Life preserver #dork thinks hes gonna drown #get a load of this guys life preserver #life jacket

Man Burping And Belching Airy

Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.

OH NO! (Old Joseph)

Ohh crap.

Pissed on. Bro what do?

Screaming grandma

Someone up tops lost their marbles?

Sorry, yes, Sir. Then why did you hide a Jelly doughnut in your footlocker private file?

There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my drink