Brother EWW

But then of course african swallows are non migratory so they couldn't bring a coconut anyway

Consider my ass retired. Jesus Christ, don't blast me.

It's a stiff!

Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine if you mean it turns to vinegar it does if you mean it gets better with age it don't

My word, you're a tripod. What do you feed that thing? It's like a baby's arm holding an Apple. The good news is you never get tired. You can use it as a kickstand.

Right in the butt.

Sarcastic

So you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting.

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

That’s seriously the stupidest thing I've ever heard

The funny thing is that guys just the gardener. You can't see a fucking thing out of that mask and thinks the jacks are hedge he's supposed to trim. That's not funny.

What he means is that all men in this town have very large penis.

Who is that scuffed ass lady at computer?

'cause that's living with a fitness instructor, it drinks that yellow stuff in tins is an idiot.