Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail #jack burton #check is in the mail #debt paid #paid your dues #kurt russell

Hello there. It's snack time. What? Attend a little morsel? I am not a piece of meat. Why did you say? Technically you are come a little closer.

Hey a laser! how come you don't have a laser woody

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no way he's getting on a...

I swear to God, dude. And he had you not run out of places to make new holes. Did you think you ever dug up old shit to put in new shit? Oh yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, man. We basically had like...

I'm getting better! no you're not you'll be stone dead in a moment

Ohh, what a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I show how to chew it.

Ohh, what a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Ohh.

She need tastic. Kirk got the guy.

Terry Jeffords - That's even worse!

Wha wha what about me Rick?

What are you doing marv harry don't move marv don't move! marv what are you doing marv

What the hell are you two doing

Yo did you even see me hitting you

[inhales] Where's your uniform?