Achh! I just did something silly again!

And who are you I a man who's never tied his own shoes before

Don't end up like a bloody piano dentist.

Don't you go being silly now.

Don't you hate it when that happens

Funny coincidence

God damn it, I messed up my pants.

I'm a walking cliche.

Isn't it funny you hear a phone ring and it could be anybody but a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it

Keep it foolish

Like a chump

One of the things I have learned to do is laugh at myself

One of the things I have learned to do is laugh at myself.

Stupidiest thing i've done

That's right a laugh can be a very powerful thing why sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have laughter is the most

This part of my life is called being stupid

Wow. A wiser fellow than myself, once said. Sometimes you eat the bar and. Much blood. Sometimes the bar while. Eat you?

You know you gotta lighten up a little bit to get along in this world.