And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

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Door hinge break03

Drawers break

Foul window

Getting lace? I'll ask you again, Did I urinate on your rug?

Glass Smashing on Floor

God damn it! I got milk all over me

He's broken the bloody window.

I broke my bed

I tried calling for the electricians

I was just calling because I live down the street from you and your daughter come to my house today and she kicked my dog

I'm the 'cause I messed up on the kitchen floor and I looked in there how to disable it

Is it plugged in? Honey, do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights if I wasn't sure the extension cord was plugged in?

Leaky Sink

Peeling my fucking rug. That's right, dude. They peed on your fucking rug.

Pipe Burst, Water

There's a little damage.

Why would you piss in my cat toaster

You know, I've had my arguments with Nicole, and Nicole has had her arguments with many people, with house help, with her mother. But Nicole was a strong woman and she, I can tell you this, I say t...

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