A house with this many people there's no shampoo

A house with this many people, there's no shampoo?

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

A ride to chicago sure you know it's christmastime

Acey said 10%.

Acey said ten percent

Ah you're all right I love you you okay yeah

Ah! I got ya! I got ya!

All kids no parents probably a fancy orphanage

All right johnny but what about my money

All right johnny but what about my money what money acey said you had some dough for me

All right johnny i'm sorry i'm goin'

All right johnny i'm sorry i'm goin' (2)

All right! buzz's life savings

All right! Buzz's life savings.

All this time i've been worrying about it but if you turn on the lights it's no big deal

Allow me to introduce myself gus polinski how are you

Am I under arrest or something

And children listen

And don't worry about your home it's in good hands

And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike if it costs me everything I own if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself I am going to get home to my son

And I know I heard that name snakes before

And my aunt and my cousins.

And now that i'm this close you're telling me it's hopeless i'm sorry

And that's the one marvin that's the silver tuna

And there he was apparently he was there alone all day with a corpse oh! whew yeah

And there he was. Apparently he was there alone all day with a corpse.

And we're off when do you leave tomorrow

Any luck no we couldn't get anybody

Anyway i'm rambling on here

Anyways uh I had a few hits a few years ago uh that's why you know

Are those microwave dinners any good I don't know i'll give 'em a whirl

Are you feeling bad about yourself no

Are you here all by yourself

Are you okay honey come here are you all right

At least you'll know then you could stop worrying about it and you won't have to be afraid anymore

Attention! attention! look what I have found in ze kitchen!

Aw geez if you have to get to chicago we'll gladly drive you it's on the way to milwaukee

Aw shut up will ya!

Back in '58 he murdered his whole family and half the people on his block with a snow shovel

Basements are like that

Be a good little fella now and open the door

Because I really like my family even though sometimes I say I don't sometimes I even think I don't do you get that I think so

Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since

Big fella!

Black with a little cream.

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale amen

Bombs away!

Bring me back something French.

But he's okay you know they get over it kids are resilient like that

But he's so little and helpless don't you think he's flipped out

But I also know that you work for him and i'd like you to give him a message shoot

But I got it all figured out watch this

But the phone lines are a mess gonna take ma bell a couple of days to patch 'em up especially around the holidays okay thanks

But they got nude beaches not in the winter

Buzz buzz buzz

Buzz don't be a moron

Buzz forget it this is not the kevin I knew

Buzz i'm going through all your private stuff! you better come out and pound me!

Buzz your girlfriend! woof!

Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!

Bye i'll miss you bye find kevin

C'est tout decide je sais ce que j'ai a dire c'est non non! en aucun cas!

Call me in paris

Can I sleep in your room I don't want to sleep in the hide a bed with fuller

Can you please find out

Champagne please it's free isn't it oh yes

Cheapskate

Check it out all the houses with nobody home have automatic timers on their lights

Check it out old man marley

Chuck this is peter mccallister again and we're still in paris at my brother's apartment

Come and get me before I call the police!

Come back here!

Come back here! stop it will ya! come here!

Come on dad let's eat come on

Come on kevin out

Come on let's get you home

Come on out the window yeah i'm not goin' out the window

Come on they're boarding

Come on this happens these things happen you know you

Come on you guys it's christmas

Come on! come on keep goin' keep goin'

Cool! firecrackers! i'll save these for later

Couldn't help but hearin' you got a little bit of a dilemma there

Dad can you come here and help me

Dad nobody'll let me do anything

Damn! how low can you get givin' kris kringle a parking ticket on christmas eve

Dear santa claus I got a little sister last year this year i'd rather have some clay dough

Deep down you always love 'em but you can forget that you love 'em and you can hurt them and they can hurt you and that's not just because you're young

Did anyone order me a plain cheese oh yeah we did but if you want any somebody's gonna have to barf it all up 'cause it's gone

Did I burn down the joint I don't think so

Did I get him did I get him where is it where is it

Did I turn off the coffee no I did

Did they come back from paris

Did you close the garage that's it I forgot to close the garage that's it

Did you get anybody

Did you hear me i'm livin' alone! i'm livin' alone!

Did you hear me? I'm livin' alone!

Did you lock up yeah

Didn't we talk about that

Do these vans get good gas mileage

Do you know is this toothbrush approved by the american dental association I don't know

Do you know the mccallisters are going to france do you know if it's cold there

Do you know what I should pack buzz told you cheek face toilet paper and water

Do you know where the shampoo is fuller

Do you need the phone number no that's all right

Do you play you want to try it go ahead try it try it try it no okay

Do you play?

Don't be silly fuller will be up in a little while

Don't spoil your dinner I won't thanks

Don't tell me what to do I can do it if I want to

Don't worry about me I spoke to your husband already

Don't worry marv i'll get him for you

Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you.

Don't you feel like a heel flying first class with the kids back in coach no the kids are fine

Don't you get lost good bye good bye kate

Don't you know how to knock phlegm wad

Down here you big horse's ass!

Eddie let's just hope none of them write a book about him

Eggnog listen are you gonna be leaving uh

Especially around the holidays.

Ever since I laid eyes on that house I wanted it

Everyone in this family hates me then maybe you should ask santa for a new family

Everything's full everything's full i'm very sorry but it is christmas eve

Everything's full?

Everything's full.

Excellent excellent

Excuse me can you excuse us for a second can I see you for a second please excuse us come

Excuse me girls girls

Excuse me miss are your parents here

Excuse me puke breath i'm a lot smaller than you I don't know how to pack a suitcase

Excuse me yeah

Family crisis intervention sergeant balzak

Family Crisis Intervention. Sergeant Balzak.

Fasten your seat belts please

Find Kevin.

Fine we'll put him somewhere else

Five boys six girls four parents two drivers and a partridge in a pear tree

Five families gone on one block alone they all told me from their own mouths

For the kids

Forget it frank we have cash

Frank those are for later frank

Frank you've got money don't you come on traveler's checks

Friday morning that's two days away

From a mother to a mother, please.

Fuller! go easy on the pepsi

Gee kid I don't know hit the road

Gee you wanna talk about bad parents look at look at us

Get over here!

Get some change out of here call everybody you know

Get that kid! go on! get the kid!

Get that little

Get the hell outta here

Give us the phone! thank you i'm sorry thank you

Go ahead i'm in your way you have places to go people to see

Go back! go back! go back okay

Go pack your suitcase

Goin' on vacation where you goin' do you hear me or what goin' on a trip where you goin' kid

Goin' on vacation? Where you goin'?

Grab your crowbar crowbars up

Grab your crowbar.

Grab yourself a napkin you're gonna have to pour your own drinks

Grow a goatee

Guys i'm eating junk and watching rubbish! you better come out and stop me!

Hang up the phone and make me why don't ya

Harry it's our calling card all the great ones leave their mark

Harry! i'm comin' in!

Has he been involved in a household accident I don't know I don't I hope not

Has the child been involved in a violent altercation with a drunken and or mentally ill member of his immediate family no

Has the child ingested any poison and or any other object that has become lodged in his throat

Have a good trip bring me back something french

Having a reunion or something

He just ate a whole load of mice guts he should be good for a couple weeks

He just ate a whole load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks.

He knows I hate sausage and olives and

He said the same and we haven't spoken to each other since

He said the same, and we haven't spoken to each other since.

He started it! he ate my pizza on purpose

He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun

He was okay you know after six seven weeks you know he came around and started talking again

He'll call you when he gets out

He'll call you when he gets out.

He's acted like a jerk once too many times and this time he caught it in the butt

He's getting in his car I guess if you hurry you can catch him

He's giving us this trip to paris so we can be together

He's gonna call the cops! he's not callin' the from a tree house

He's gonna rent us a nice big uh van and we're gonna drive to milwaukee

He's home alone

He's home alone.

He's just being a jerk

He's only a kid harry we can take him

He's upstairs taking a bath he'll call you when he gets out

Heads up! huh

Heather do a head count make sure everyone's in the vans

Heather! did you count heads eleven including me

Hello

Hello hello

Hello hello hello she'll have to call you back

Hello kevin!

Hello mom dad