A fella who'd ring the bell for once not the gong

A god! a god!

A star is born

A stirring performance boys I was really moved

A word of caution to this tale

Alcmene over here

And at least we made him mortal that's a good thing didn't we

And by the way herc is she not a fabulous little actress

And herc you little devil you may I call you herc

And here is a sucker for the little sucker eh here you go ya just

And hey two thumbs way way up for our leading lady

And i'm his gopher

And meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm we dance we kiss we schmooze we carry on we go home happy

And now that I set you free what is the first thing you are going to do

And that's the gospel truth

And that's the gospel truth (2)

And this time no foul ups

And you are wearing his merchandise!

Anybody listenin' it's like i'm what am I an echo or something

Anyway what do you owe these people

Because our little nut meg has to go all noble

Besides o oneness you can't beat him he has no weaknesses he's gonna

Blow him away!

Brothers! titans!

But at least i've got one swell consolation prize a friend of yours who's dying to see me

But that furshlugginer heel of his! he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! he's history

Chihuahua

Come here come here let me show you around

Come on hades don't be such a stiff join the celebration!

Coming your most lugubriousness

Couldn't have done it without you sugar sweetheart babe

Crush zeus!

Darling hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight

Destroy him!

Did you cut your hair or something you look fabulous I mean you look like a fate worse than death

Don't even go there

Don't get too comfortable hades!

Don't listen herc

Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me I got nothin' i'm here with nothin'

Excuse me

Father

Fine fine fine just let me know the instant the fates arrive

Follow the fingers!

For the trojans hey they bet on the wrong horse okay

Fortunately for the three of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight

Freeze him!

Freeze him! (2)

Game set match

Geez louise! what got his goat huh

Get a grip

Get away from me! don't touch me! get your slimy souls off me!

Get outta there you big lug while you still can

Get them!

Get yourself another girl i'm through

Give that your best shot

Going once

Going once going twice

Good good

Got a little riddle for ya

Great great anyway see ladies I was at this party and I lost track of

Gross!

Guys get your titanic rears in gear and kick some olympian butt!

Guys guys relax it's only half time

Guys olympus would be that way

Hades mad

Hades you're behind this

He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a peloponnesian minute

He had a plan to shake things up

He hurt you real bad didn't he meg

He ran the underworld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth

He was as mean as he was ruthless

He would never do anything to hurt me

Hear me out ya little just hear me out okay

Hello hello am I talking to what hyperspace hello it's me

Herc herc herc can we talk

Hercules

Hercules (2)

Hercules stop! you can't do this to me you can't

Here's the trade off

Heroes like hercules

Hey hey I only need a few seconds and i'm a fast talker all right

Hey how you doin' lookin' good nice dress

Hey I really don't have like time to bat this around i'm kind of on a schedule here I got plans for august okay I need an answer like now

Hey i'm walkin' here!

Hey i've sworn off manhandling

Hey love to babe

Hey what's the buzz meg

Hey! no! get him! not me! him!

Him! the yutz with the horse

How are things in the underworld

How cute a couple of rodents looking for a theme park

Hup two three four come on everybody! I can't hear you!

I can't believe this guy I throw everything i've got at him and it doesn't even

I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy

I do not know!

I don't care i'm not gonna help you hurt him

I don't feel so good I feel a little

I don't know I thought they looked kinda dashing

I gave it my best shot but he made me an offer I had to refuse

I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos your freedom

I got another horn here

I kill myself!

I knew that dame was trouble this is gonna break the kid's heart

I know you know I know I got it I got the concept

I mean your little chickie poo here was working for me all the time

I think he does meg I truly think he does

I think I prefer wonderboy

I thought I smelled a rat

I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am kind of river guardian less

I was going for innocence

I'll work on that

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!

I'm sorry do you mind runnin' that by me again I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something

I'm sorry I can handle it!

I'm sorry you hear that sound that's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever

I'm the one giving orders now bolt boy

I've done my part get your little imps

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme i've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke

If I say I want wonderboy's head on a platter you say medium or well done

If I say sing you say hey name that tune

If only if only

If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up it's hades

Incoming!

Indoor plumbing it's gonna be big

Is my hair out

Is there a downside to this

Is wonderboy here for real

Isn't it just peachy

Isn't meg little smoochy face isn't she more important than they are

Isn't she

It's blinkin'!

Jeepers mister

Ladies please

Ladies! I am so sorry that i'm late! we knew you would be

Let her go

Let her go!

Let's get ready to rumble!

Look I learned my lesson okay

Looks like your game's over

Ma'am i'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise

Meg

Meg babe a deal's a deal you're off the hook

Meg is safe

Meg meg meg my sweet deluded little minion

Meg my little flower my little bird my little nut meg

Meg! (2)

Meg! (3)

Melt zeus!

Memo to me memo to me maim you after my meeting

My fate is in your lovely hands

My favourite part of the game sudden death

Nice shootin' rex

No no no mustn't touch

No you don't we're not supposed to reveal the future

No! it's not like that I didn't mean to I couldn't I i'm so sorry

Not now okay

Not so fast because ya see I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about

Now he has a bouncing baby brat

Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else

Oh my gods! run for it!

Oh yeah I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him meg my sweet

Oh you'll love this one more thing

Okay okay okay okay

Okay well I deserved that

Otherwise you get your strength right back

Our hero's a zero! our hero's a zero!

Pain panic

Pandora it was the box thing

Panic!

People are gonna get hurt aren't they

Please! (2)

Powerful little tyke

Pull!

Remember like a few years ago every other boy was named jason and the girls were all named brittany

Reporting for duty!

See he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness

See i've got the major deal in the works a real estate venture if you will

She's a fraud! she's been playin' ya for a sap!

Should hercules fight you will fail

So can't love to but can't

So first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal

So hades you finally made it

So here's the deal

So I would be eternally grateful if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours I mean monsters natural disasters you wait a day okay

So much for the preliminaries and now on to the main event!

So you took care of him huh dead as a door nail

Sorry penelope

Speak of the devil

Stop it

Stop it!

Sword right right

Thank you thank you

Thanks a ton wonderboy

That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month

That's right!

The time to act will be at hand

Then read my lips! forget it

Then the once proud zeus will finally fall and you hades will rule all!

They're here

They're immortal bingo! they're immortal