A receipt from Home Depot

Door hit01

Here in the old hardware store

Home Depot

Hornbach (yippie ya ya yippie yippie yeah)

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this God forsaken store.

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this godforsaken store.

Menards stop you in a ****** ******* mud Patch *****

OK forget it let's say I want a hammer do you know what a hammer is that's what I want a damn hammer now where in the hell would I go

The hardware department

Went to Home Depot.

Where's the hardware department