Hank Hill : King of the Hill - Season 1

A cup of coffee.

Absolutely.

Ah, don't worry about that.

Ah.

Alrighty.

And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just going to be who I am.

Are you Chinese or Japanese?

Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

Are you giblet head?

Are you still talking?

Bah.

Because we are the right supplier.

Beer

Betsy

Bill.

Bobby Surprised Sound

Bobby.

Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.

Buckley

But sometimes you just don't listen.

But you're in my country now

Carlos

Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese people don't really do that.

Come on boys finish up them little Debbie's and get back to work.

Competent, trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories.

Crazy old cracker.

Dale Gribble.

Dale.

Dallas.

Damn it there it is again. Where is that thumping coming from?

Do you have anything that taste good?

Do you know what a hammer is?

Do you like pie?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you want to be married to bill?

Don't scare me like that.

Driving me crazy.

Eddie Stilson

Er, guys?

Es esta qwan ocupado.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Good God, that's going too far.

Good Lord, put on some pants.

Goodnight

H'what in the hell is going on here.

Ha ha.

Ha.

Hank Hill here again.

Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1 Sound

Hank Hill.

Hello I'm Hank Hill.

Hello, I'm Hank Hill, star of the new Fox TV show, King of the Hill.

Hello.

Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.

Hey, if you've got something to say, say it.

Hey, peg leg.

Hey.

Hi there

Hill residents.

Hotel Arlen.

How many times have I told you?

How was your weekend?

Howard Stern

Howdy fellas.

Huh?

Huuh! Don't ask!

I am Bill.

I apologize for yelling at you.

I can hear you.

I can't eat that crap.

I can't go through this again.

I can't say that.

I can't.

I did what you couldn't do.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't care whatever.

I don't know. I don't want to know.

I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.

I don't understand.

I don't want to know that.

I don't want you to spray my lawn anymore.

I gotta remember that one.

I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

I heard you.

I just hate these big emotional scenes.

I just woke up.

I know you didn't mean to have relations with that dog.

I know you want to help, but this is getting out of control.

I like stories about Pinatas.

I like stories.

I live next door, which means I'm your neighbor and you're my friend.

I lost sight of what it's all about.

I thought I told you to get lossed.

I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons of Pure Premium Propane.

I took her to the prom.

I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine.

I work for a living.

I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than live and eat Foufou.

I'd rather not.

I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York Steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.

I'll pass.

I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and a bowl of brown gravy.

I'm a customer and you're trying to win my business.

I'm coming home right now.

NSFW

I'm going to kick your ***

I'm gonna have to call you back

I'm Hank Hill.

I'm just saying I'm better.

I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.

I'm looking for a tap and die.

I'm not eating bacon grease.

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this godforsaken store.

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40.

I've got a minor son living in this house.

I've got a situation here.

I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ***

I've had Betsy since high school.

If anyone's going to be call the police, it's going to be Me

In fact, I like everything you have to say.

Is that you?

Is there any chicken fried steak left?

It's Dale.

It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.

It's like you gotta problem with concentration.

Joe camel.

King of the Hill.

Let me explain.

Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.

Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime. The way you had the courtesy to come see mine.

Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?

Look, I'm gonna have to call you back.

Loser

Loser, you're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself

Luann

Macintosh.

Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Maybe who knows, I don't know. I don't care whatever.

Mendel, or taking Bobby's troop up by the Lake for order of the straight arrow this weekend, y'all want to come for old time sake.

Mister Holloway

Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

My God, are you still talking?

No, no, no stop please.

No, that's alright.

No.

Not now, not ever.

Now don't say that.

Now hold on a minute here.

Now hold on one minute.

Now sell propane and propane accessories.

Now that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have.

Now you listen to me, Mister.

Now you listen to me, you crazy old cracker.

Now, I'm not saying You're not good at what you do.

Now, where in the hell would I go?

Oh my God it's so juicy!

Oh no huh, that's OK.

Oh no.

OK.

Peggy.

Pie Alamode

Please.

Plot.

Pretty girl with short hair.

Propane is what I know best.

Put on some pants.

Put some macaroni and cheese on there too.

Quit talking like that.

Really.

Ricardo Montauban

Say what?

See you.

She's my wife.

Shut the hell up.

Shut up, I'm talking here.

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

So good for you.

So what?

Some weird Gameboy freak.

Son, have you lost your mind?

Son, maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Son, would you please knock it off? You're driving me nuts.