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Absolutely not

And I can prove it

Bill

Bobby

Boomhauer

But is that singing noise

Carlos

Con

Cut that out

Dale

Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since george bush went to japan and vomited on their auto executives

Do you know what a hammer is

Do you like pie

Do you understand what love means

Does that you

Does your father know you're doing this

Does your mother know you're doing this

Excuse me

Excuse me, where is the hardware department?

Exodus

Get out of my house

Good.

Ha ha

Hank Hill 2 Sounds Sound

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if that tape was sitting on the shelf right now

Hey bobby

Hey I am a finely tuned X high school athlete

Hey i'm looking first happened I and some WD forty

Hey matt how you been

How did I get fire ants

How did you get this number

How got the strangest feeling someone 's gotta kick his ass

How would you like it if someone bigger and stronger shut you up you little freak

I apologize for yelling at you

I don't even know what these things are

I don't know

I don't want to lose him a little boy my only son

I guess they found a cure for the cooties

I just hate these big emotional scenes

I just woke up

I sell propane and propane accessories

I spent four years holding guys like you upside down over toilets

I thought I told you to get las

I thought I told you to get lost

I went in there and fix her like fixing a carburetor and you know what it was fun

I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural

I'll take a bowl of a white gravy and a bowl of brown gravy

NSFW

I'm gonna kick your ass

I'm gonna scare the pants off those kids I tell you what

I'm hank hill

I'm proud of you

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD forty

I've had enough of this nonsense

NSFW

If it gets one degree hotter I'm going to kick your ass

If this walking around on my lush super plus new lawn

If you want to win you're gonna have to do better than your best

It just tears my heart out

It says I owe forty dollars and that can't be true I always bring back my tapes

It's for diabetics

It's like you gotta problem with concentration

It's time for somebody to do something

Jenny mccarthy

Just talked now let that pass but don't talk again

Just when I think you said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking

Let's go get something to eat

Look for yourself I have returned the great santini twenty three times

Looks like a died with his tongue sticking out

Loon

Luann

Maybe i'm not getting through to you

Mister hall

Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you

My name is hank hill and i'm the block captain

No

No I wasn't

No no you

Nobody agrees with you

Now I don't want to hear anymore of your foolishness

Now i'm not saying you're not good at what you do i'm just saying i'm better

Now it's starting to make some sense

Oh geez

Oh god no an ant hill on my new lawn

Oh my lord

OK

OK forget it let's say I want a hammer do you know what a hammer is that's what I want a damn hammer now where in the hell would I go

OK I get it you're joking

OK i'm looking for a tap and die and some WD forty

On the general contractor the school sonnet house and it's my responsibility to bring this job in on time under budget and over scary

Other

Peggy

Phil residence

Plus the idea of acting up in class

Shut the hell up

Shut up i'm talking here

So

So are you chinese or japanese

So if you could please erase the forty dollars and penalize yourself whatever you think is fair

So that's how it is huh

So to celebrate you can do anything you want

So what

Sometimes the system fails us

Son you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house

Stop making such a big deal out of it

Strickland propane

That's what I want a damn hammer

That's what the white man call

That's what the white man calls him

The border guards tank where smugglers

The hardware department

The INS had their cameras trained on us

The only thing I care about is getting my den back

The twenty four hour oath of silence starts now

There it is again

This is serious

Tomorrow

Tony danza

Twenty four hour silence starting now

Uh well I guess

Wait a minute

We didn't run it

Well I think it was worth it for the best lana narla

Well I wish it were that simple

Well i'd like to tell you what strickland can do to meet your enerji knees

Well i'd like to tell you what strickland can do to meet your enerji needs you see it strickland the customer comes first it's kind of interesting the word customer begins with see you well we don'...

Well then you gotta try even

Well what do you think

Well why not

Well you got one heck of a nerve

What are you implying

What are you talking about

What are you turning into some kind of feminist

What in god 's name is that something sound

What is wrong with you picking on little kids like that

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hataman if his flight

What's the point in arguing

What's up a fire ant

When you factor in the last time cost of ownership propane comes out on top

Where did you hear that garbage

Where is the hardware department

Who is this

Who knows I don't know I don't care whatever

Who the hell is that

Why can't you find your own bar

Yeah

Yeah yeah that's even better

Yep

You do some shopping

You gotta give one hundred and ten percent

You know feelings of fondness and more

You look pretty

You threw a baseball at your mother

You understand what i'm saying

You're fired