A 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in the crowded downtown restaurant

Ah this is cool, I want to check this out

Ah Uuuh

Ah you know it's funny, these people they go to sleep

Alright give him the stick

And don't look at me when I'm f***ing talking to you

Ba ba ba ba ba eyy ehuug

Ba! Wut

Baseball game sound

Because I already had him, that's right kids, I already had him

Bet you won't touch that button, bitch

Body massage

But too bad your ass got sat

Bye

Car rolling over

Check it out

Chomiko mon force manilla dead wit love. I watch the people rush into a lycom bacha choco!

Chubba di joobaa bu chaga chi boochaaa

Cough cough cough, go get the door Johnnie

Daiba matta

Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli Jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarters

Damn! These beats are so fresh!

Detector is now going and you tell me do things and you tell me do things and I done running

Didgeridoo man

Didgeridoo man and teleport

Digeridoo man

Do you know my dad- Ohhhhh

Do you think I could have some more- Yeah we should but I totally get first dibs on it

Dockside bars?

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

Don't give him the stick

Doo doot da dooot da dooh

Dude I have no idea what you doin

Electrical sparking

F*** we're all dead, get the f*** out

F***ing old school

Fart

Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border. Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base killin

Fire on your sleeve

GAME OVER YEAH!!!

Garbled

Get out of here

Get that kid off my ice you little wankers

GI Joe

GI Joe

GI Joeeee

Hajimemashite

Help computer

Help me

Hey are you in the Army?

Hey can I try that

Hey guys ah you know it's funny these people they go to sleep. They think everything's fine. Everything's good, they wake up the next day, and they're on fire

Hey Kevin

Hey kid, I'm a computer!

Hey kids did you happen to see a pink uh, I wanna say vinyl purse around here somewhere

Hey man check out that thing. What do you want to do with it

Hey man who's that weird dude you're talking to bro

Hey sup. That I made you. Sandwiches

Hey watch me ollie!

Hey what the f*** are you kids doing on my fucking lawn

Hey what the f*** man, wait. Suck my dong, bitch

Hey what the f*** man, wait. Suck my dong, bitch

Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?

Hey, sup

Hey, what's up Mrs., Mr. Lafitte

Horn honking

How do we play this game?

Huh

Huh

I believe I knew your mother son

I don't know much about computers. Other den- other then the one we got at my house. My mom put a couple games on there and I play

I don't think I can do that.

I don't think so... OK I'll play

I don't want to die

I f***ing hacksawed your mom's ass last night

I just wanna ride my motorcycle

I just want to eat you up

I just want to ride my motorcy. Cle.

I love your movie

I think he's going to hit us... car crashing

I wanna play video games

I want someone to take me to the hospital

I'm glad you guys skipped the class today, we're having fun aren't we

I'm going to take the car and kids down to the river

If I had been in that water, dead

Issai ya gah heed da neko

Issai ya gah heed da neko

It's into da dump get back into school ya understand- I wanna get in the fridge too

It's just ease through the steps, just flip it, stick it, and see you later bye

It's like I'm looking in a mirror

It's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian

Johnny, do you play baseball

Just dying to get my cigarettes

Konichiwa

Laughing

Let's launch over it

Look at all your different colored hats!

Love the tattoo Mr. Lafitte

Magic sound

Man imma bout to put da presha wit da wickah witta man

Man you just f***er

Mimi

Mimi

Mimi mimimi Mimi mimimi

Mimimimi mimi Mimimimi mimi

Mmm hmm mmm hmm

Mr body massage machine, go

Muffled man talking

Muffled mumbling

Muffled shouting

Muffled talking, bye

Mum dad you got to see this... shiiiiit

Music

My friends are here, see you later

My God did that smell good

My turn, my turn my turn. My turn my turn my turn

Nah I'm just kidding with you

Nandesuka- Kimono dairu ai dadake mateku dasai

Native American speaking

Native American talking

Native American talking

Nice catch blanco nino

Niisan nichi ishtara den wou kakateku da sai

Now you listen to me Eran you don't blow your money on the comic books you understand. Are you listening to me

Now you! You're the ringleader. Aww wetsa go now but dersa BWOoa hehuh

Ogenki desu ka

Oh Brian's doing it again dude. Brian you ain't no pimp dude

Oh hell naw what's up dog

Oh I don't waaaooaooaant a pickle

Oh my God what should we do

Oh my God, we're dead

Oh shit get the f*** out of here, what are you doing, what are you doing, get the f*** out of here you stupid idiot

Oh you boys look so lovely in your little outfits

Oh, you're not my friend

OK I guess I'll go solo on the swimming now

Old school music

On your marks, get set, go

Ooooo!

Orange vests are for pussies

Ow, ow

Pork chop sandwiches

Robotic noises

Scoot diddy bap pa da dooba dooba dooba daa

Seagulls

Singing

Sirens

Skateboarding sounds

Snap!

Sound

Sound

Stop all the downloading!

Sunshine deh are time for the bus rider, Sunshine deh are time for the bus rider NO!

Susie don't forget your sandwiches

That was rad!

That's my money

That's no fair. Holy cow I'm totally going so fast oh f***

There's no retard in team

They think everything's fine, everything's good

They wake up the next day and they're on fire

Uh I'm not going to play, why not that guy

Uh uh uh I'm OK

Uh what did he just say to us

Uh what the hell

We had a good conversation. Hehuns

Well look what we got here. That's right Billy I'm back and I want you!

What are you talking bout, aint nobody seen no... damn

What the hell!

What's it been- Thirteen years- Fourteen, my Lord

Where's my money?

Who wants a body massage?

Woo!

Would your name happen to be Johnny?

Yeah

Yeah I do

You better bring it

You didn't take anything out of our tent did you

You don't know how to cooking

You know my mom

You like it, you love it, you need it! Euhhe I'm out

You might want to put a vest on

You sure about that

You're out... argh

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