A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week.

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Hi I found a moon rock in my nose you said we have a booger

I got some crazy phone message from this drunk old man

I just banged the word's fattest man

I Measured With My Dick

I Thought I Farted

Let me tell you another funny story new jack

Little bro greened out off the cart the other day and thought I was Sammy Sosa. We're getting warmer.

Look what you did to Mister Bigglesworth.

Look, to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

Of course I peed my pants everybody my HP snip and it's the coolest

OK, maybe a bug flew in my ear.

One time my dad pooped in the neighbors yard and then lied about it.

Story time one of these men forgot to check their flies that man was me these three were fine

This is the lowest I've ever sunk and I once made out with a blow up doll.

Today, this guy peed on it. Donnie, please.

You got caught with your hand in the penis jaw.

Your computer while standing there with his pants around his ankles, I gotta pay mark.