Because I'm a potato.

How about a pizza joke? Never mind, it's just too cheesy.

I got a bucket of chicken and I'm here to kick ass and I'm all out of chicken so I lied about the chicken.

Is mayonnaise an instrument

My word, you're a tripod. What do you feed that thing? It's like a baby's arm holding an Apple. The good news is you never get tired. You can use it as a kickstand.

Put for chicken mcnuggets up your ass

Somebody touching my spaghetti.

Yo Mama, so stupid she returned to donut because it had a hole in it.

2. Can I Have Cheezburger Please