A favour?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!

A Jacuzzi?

A sewer rat!

A way out! Yes!

Ahoy there?

All you have to do is get me home to Kensington...

And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.

And the best part?

And, well, here I am.

Approaching enemy lines.

Be seeing you.

But I think we're gonna get along, don't you?

Can I call you a cab?

Car alarm #car alarm #warning #alarm #emergency #alert #red alert #ound the alarm #panic #siren

Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

Classy!

Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready.

Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!

Crowd Erupts #applause #we did it #bravo #celebrate #cheering #fans #well done #congratulations #nicely done

Do you like seafood?

Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!

Fetch us some Pop Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it.

Former enemies, one and all.

Game point. Service!

Game point. Service!

Give up your weapons of mass destruction.

Go, go, purple custard!

Good night!

Good night! Good night!

Have another go if you think you're fast enough!

Have you got a TV?

Have you seen my dad?

He's a madman! Run away!

Hello?

Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned!

Hey! That took me 3 years to draw!

Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.

I don't even know her! I don't know anything!

I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh!

I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.

I just finished it this morning!

I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.

I would not do that if I was you, pal.

I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream.

I'm... in... the sewer!

I've had a tip off. They're heading west to Kensington.

In the pocket, in the pocket!

Is that guy wearing my underpants?

It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!

It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes.

Just get the cable!

Just get the cable!

Just trust me!

Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

Keep your legs straight!

Keep your legs straight!

Let go, you sticky little...

Let there be light!

Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there.

Let's go, people! Chop chop!

Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.

Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly!

Never forget,

No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!

No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim!

Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.

Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't...

Over there!

Permission to come aboard?

Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there!

Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker.

Read all about it!

Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.

Right. I probably shouldn't have done that.

Right. In we go!

Sarge, wake up!

See food! Get it?

See you tomorrow.

Shush! Stop it. Roddy!

Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende?

Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlour.

Smashing.

Smooth to the touch.

Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr Captain, Skipper, Thingy.

Swimmingly.

Tell Mom I... love... her.

Thanks for bringing me this far.

Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us.

That's more like it.

The blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.

The prize returns to me!

There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.

There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it.

They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer.

This place is great! I'm staying here forever!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wake up. I think there's someone in the house.

Wakey wakey!

We win, we win! You lose! In your face!

We win! We win, team! We win!

Well done, Roddy!

Well, I've had softer landings.

Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie.

What about dinner?

What was that?

What?

When the cat's away...

Who... What... How did you get here?

Who's there?

Would you look at the size of that monster?!

Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.

Yes. The water looks perfect!

You let them escape?

You plonker!

You rodents!

You thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un...

Your hair's on fire.

Your own hand.

England. Germany. Yes! Boo!

I'm armed and ready. At ease, soldier.

Sing to my heart! She's a lady

...the mice will play!

'Morning, Harold.