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Excuse my enormous flaws #flaws #homer #not perfect

For all my flaws, paranoia and insecurities

I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car, so sue me.

I'm an asshole, I know that.

Nobody's ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know.