Almost died.

Brutal

Have you ever been hit by a giant genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you.

HOW TF DID HE NOT DIE

I wouldn't torture you if you were the last person on earth

Look, I know it's gross, but when you're desperate and you're staring death in the face, you have no other choice.

Putting my life on the line

Yeah man he took his brain out