Ah, fuck my ass.

And you've got to be kidding me

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

AUGHHH 3

Biiitch! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA

But that furshlugginer heel of his! he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! he's history

But what's the big show is here's a 7 foot 500 pound steaming, stinking, steaming, stinking pile of greater monkey crap.

Call me fucking 400 IQ, man.

Chunkyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Come on don't be a jive turkey. I'll reach through this phone line I stick a string of duct tape to your ass and rip it off

Excuuuuuuuuse me!

Fart 12

Fucking ridiculous

FUUUUUUUUUU

GIGACHADx3

God, how long would you beat me off 4?

He blows alright he blows big time

He would have an enormous schwanstucker

He would have an enormous schwanstucker

He'll do a freaking body cavity search, I swear.

He's one gigantic motherfucker

I can't even imagine taking a shit that big.

I got a baseball bat. I'm gonna stick it up your arse and turning into a popsicle.

I really am just a dumb bunny,

I took so many I thought I was mister peanut

I'm not kidding. I've got crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Oh, it's squinting.

Im mafiosoing it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by six!

It-s over 9000

It's over nine thousand

It's way more complex than. I mean, it would put it in hell 9000 to shame. Yeah, I was like a puppy dog.

Itsover9000

Ludicrous

Missed it by that much #missed it #almost #don adams #close

My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

No way! You're not sewing buttons in my eyes!

No, dingus, it's 500! It's 300!

Now that is just ridiculous, dude. No one's going to cut your Dick off.

Oh boy he's cracked he's gone nuts

Oh my gosh, you'll be killed to death.

Oh, boy. Well, I feel like that porn star who had to do 200 men in one day.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Oh, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!

OK, you're just making stuff up now.

Omg nooooooooooo dont

On freaking believable

Ooooooooooooooo

Outrageous.

OVER 9000

Over 9000!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Smack that sucker in his piehole

Squishy bastard

Take it big hair faces and your breasts become like flapjacks.

That's a crock

That's a lot of damage

THATS A HUGE BITCH

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

The way you're lollygagging around here with them picks and them shovels you'd think it was 120 degrees it can't be more than 114

These guys are great big phony.

This is a big fucking number. This is a big fucking gun.

This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Wario WHUUaaahhh

We grew up. That's the hyperbole. Police coming to take you away and lock you up in exaggeration, trez.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

What do you mean my hammer is too big

Whoever thought this was fun, I'm gonna collect your head and put it on my wall.

Why you little... I'm gonna get...

Wow thats big

Yo Mama, so fat she doesn't need Internet. She's already worried. Why?

Yo Mama, so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

You are fabulously awful

You lied I exaggerated

You'll never hit me. You'll never hit my tiny head. It's so tiny. I got a freaking such a tiny little head.

You're unfucking believable.

Your Weiner is not 13 inches long.