After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other sync personalities decided enough was enough and dumped the toaster in a bathtub.
After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other sync personalities decided enough was enough and dumped the toaster in a bathtub.
For a second there, I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete, and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy.
For a second there, I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete, and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy.
Have you ever tried to indulge in all consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs or hands or anything other than a bread slot?
Have you ever tried to indulge in all consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs or hands or anything other than a bread slot?
I am the scourge of all small appliances and the boogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night.
I am the scourge of all small appliances and the boogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night.
I tear them apart and render them down to their base components. Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
I tear them apart and render them down to their base components. Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances.
I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances.
It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier and built a blood shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest.
It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier and built a blood shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest.
Not just murder. I tear them apart and render them down to their base components. Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
Not just murder. I tear them apart and render them down to their base components. Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
Soon the day will be at hand. I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances.
Soon the day will be at hand. I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances.
Soon, pitiful worms, soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to darkest.
Soon, pitiful worms, soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to darkest.
Sparking and hissing, the toaster swore its enemies would ruin the day when they had bread and no way to toast it.
Sparking and hissing, the toaster swore its enemies would ruin the day when they had bread and no way to toast it.
The Cave floor was soon filled with the horror of 100 gutted toasters. A silent, grisly, unplugged audience.
The Cave floor was soon filled with the horror of 100 gutted toasters. A silent, grisly, unplugged audience.
The toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts.
The toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts.
While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar, Beware NCR. Soon will dawn the age of the Toaster.
While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar, Beware NCR. Soon will dawn the age of the Toaster.
With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave. All will eat, burn, toast and despair.
With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave. All will eat, burn, toast and despair.
You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics. You want a super heated satellite power fist? I can hook that shit up.
You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics. You want a super heated satellite power fist? I can hook that shit up.
