A Closet Door Being Closed 1

A familiar feeling..

A little

A little familiar

Across the street from me?

Ah faithful toilet

Ah, I was wondering where that thing went.

Ah, shit.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't that just like me?

Aint nobody got time

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

All day, every day #all day every day

All the small things

And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week.

And this number is at my house, buddy.

And you don't even have that God damn phone turned on.

Annoying Mom

Another day, another Rd.

Another nice mess you've gotten me into

Anybody else like i'm a fucking way

Arab Shabas. What Arab Shabas I can't drive.

Are you a cell phone? I don't have one

Are you really have to go number one

Around You

Aw, geez, dad.

Awkward Moment

Back from town, you know, I thought we're still.

Back On The Dole, Getting Up At Dinner Time And Flicking Myself Off To Tricia. Ringtone

Basic stories here. Grunts who give half their pay to buy goop's toothbrushes and deodorants winning.

Because I'M Looking at a TURD

Being Placed With Idiots

Bet His Feet Stank

Beyond annoying

Black People Be Like

Black woman to take a shit.

Bong Guy O ki lagche !

Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day.

Brain Fart Normal

Brothers being happening guy I come in like you today

Bullshit you're just like the rest of us

But I think it's in my other pants pocket.

But I thought you wanted me to wash your car

But now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass.

But through his clothes and look for loose change.

Come on man, give me a little break here.

Come on, I don't have all day.

Damn, this guy is desperate.

Damn. Every time with this shit.

Dealin' with Mo' shit that's more complicated

Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?

Did you see that? What a moron.

Does that make common sense?

Don't be looking at me while I take a shit.

Embarrassed Sweaty Josh

erm...-akward!

Errand boy you bring me down a fucking smoke

Every day's the same old thing.

Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?

Everybody has an asshole. Most people have Dick and balls. Go outside and get a bag. I knew the perk was fake.

Everybody knows that it makes no sense

Everything seems to be pretty much back to normal I think

Fart

Fart

Fart 8

For a lot of people

Fucking phone just him in a god damn ball

Get off the toilet! No.

Ginagawa mo

Give your give your husband the telephone

Gives me the shits

Go back to normal, I don't know.

God my Dyson drinking I had my days of man by voice network.

Good day.

Good morning my neighbours! fuck you! yes! yes! fuck you too!

Gotta-take-a-piss

Guys, what are you doing?

Hah, just what I need

Have a nice day huh!

He bought it. It's a guy that works at Maxi Mart.

He's an average guy who only likes sports.

Her first television set dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television? Yeah, you know, we have two of them. Wow, you must be rich. Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two televisions fed.

Herbert: My phone?

Here this now I will always come from how can you be sure this is true love. This happens every day.

HES RETURNED WITH THE MILK

Hey dad.

Hey lets just go home

Hey ma! where are the matches oh wait here they are never mind

Hey mikey gotta go to the bathroom

Hey son, need a dollar dollar dollar is what I need.

Hey this is gonna be a real piece of piece. Yeah bloody fruit shop owners.

Hey what are you doing

Hey, at least I'm house broken.

Hey, how you doing there big guy? You holding up alright you wanna soda huh? Screw it, I tried.

Hey, you're pissing your pants.

Hi Dad

Honey i'm home oh I forgot i'm not married

Honey, So what are you into? Just the usual stuff :).

How did that happen? Because it's cold out. This.

How did that skank I need a ride to the gas station

How tall are you private surf life and I so I bought nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high you trying to squeeze an engine on me somewhere half star no sir pull shit it looks to me like th...

How the fk does that always happen

How was your day Sir Reginald

How's everything else going?

How's your day?

I ain't got time for no monkeyshines.

I am just a regular human guy.

I can smell everything

I don't have to tell you things are bad.

I don't know. I live in America.

I don't think a normal human could ever keep up

I farted

I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.

I feel like I do every day

I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.

I got so sick of it

I got.

I gotta take a piss

I gotta take a Wiz.

I have just picked up my telephone and because it's wrong and I'm just answering the telephone.

I honestly don't even know what the number of the mall is.

I hope I don't have to collect any fucking feathers.

I I come from my house

I just, well, I'll give mine some mincemeat. Nice crap.

I live in the US.

I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?

I lost my wallet

I pee in your toilet and all flash.

I see it all the time

I spend all my time with you fucking morons

I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was awesome!

I think I stepped in something

I think our lives just became a lot more complicated.

I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a general garbage.

I walked in to pick up my fucking glasses I couldn't stop calling people dicks

I was taking a crap.

I wonder where a guy an everyday joe like myself can find a little action

I'm A Normal Guy

I'm completely ordinary

I'm going home. I'm hella hungry.

I'm gonna go take a shit #take a shit #poop

I'm in my mum's car

I'm in twouble!

I'm Just a Regular Girl

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else

I'm OK i'm just a little boring though

I'm still an old fat guy, right?

I'm surrounded by idiots

I've done that. Oh dear, did I break wind?

I've got a life you see

I've got a real small weiner

I've had this happen to me quite often.

Ich geh jetzt mal Pinkeln

Idiots

If a guy fucking tripped over a fucking banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

If I had fish ordor syndrome I would have worked all my life

Ik heb ook altijd pech

Im in my mums car

In my life

Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard

Is your husband at home

It always happens to me

It doesn't matter i'm home

It just happens naturally

It's a little boring around here.

It's back to a mundane life a drinking beer and helping my jackass friends shop for wheelbarrow

It's time to go back to our lives.

Jackie Daytona's life, it ain't so bad

Japanese Guy Yelling

Jenny

Just a normal girl with a normal life

Just A Normal Guy

Just glad to be here, yeah. So when did you get the tenement on wheels?

Just Pass By

Just Poopin #poopin #vomit #smells #poop #you know how i be #crazy world lot of smells #michael scott

Just what you normally do, and then I, you know, got one of my.

Kathy.

Katie.

Kick me in the fkn head

Kimi I was having a shit

Late for what that's just what i

Let's just do what we usually do

Like that's gonna happen.

Like this before, it's like the city's falling apart. It's getting to where you can't even step outside in the daytime anymore.

Likely must be in the house. And have lunch with him. He's got another.

Lindsey lester's barking again and getting on my nerves again

Look at this guy

Look I don't give a frog fat ass who went through what we need money

Malcolm, you forgot your bag.

Maybe we could live without the wise cranks

Me falling all over it is about let me just.

Mm hmm, yeah, and sometimes people are clumsy,

Momgetthecamera

Mother, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here look like you taking a shit. Let's smoke. You been eating corn, huh? Look at the hell of a go on, man. Look between me and...

Mum get off the phone pt3

My Backside's Twitching

My computer was talking to me and I (laugh)

My Day

My fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit.

My goofy ahh dad