A christmas tree buddy chopped it down in the park

A confirmation that santa must've been sighted because we have his book right here heh heh heh

A mail room no

Ah!

All right let's do this

ALL: Hey! Hey!

An elf

And lunch.

And then I traveled to the seven levels of the candy cane forest past the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops

As soon as possible?

Best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

BOY: Go away.

Buddy are you okay

Buddy we need power we're gonna crash

BUDDY: Dad, I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.

But I've worn this my whole life.

By the way I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world

Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.

Dad i'm in love i'm in love and I don't care who knows it

Dad!

DEB: Ah! Whoa!

Does Santa know that you left the workshop?

EMILY: I almost forgot my

Fruit spray? Sure.

Get out of my life, now!

Get out! Don't look at me!

Go away.

GREENWAY: Hobbs, Hobbs, Hobbs!

He's a fake!

He's a fake! He's a fake!

He's an angry elf

He's an imposter!

He's not santa claus! he's not santa!

Hey have you seen these toilets they're ginormous

Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole.

I didn't know you had elves working here.

I don't care that you're my son!

I mean, as soon as possible.

I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water.

It's me!

Listen, Miles. Listen, Miles.

Look at you.

Miles, I'm sorry. He thinks he's an elf.

Nice raccoon! I just wanted a hug.

No!

Now.

Number one.

Oh, wonderful. Yes.

Oh! Ah!

Oh! ooh wow it's sucky oh wonderful yes

Okay, just start making as many snowballs as you can.

Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.

Okay. What have we got here?

Ow! Oh.

Papa Elf gave it to me.

Passion fruit spray?

Run

Santa! It's me, Buddy!

Santa! oh my god! santa here I know him I know him

Santa! Oh, my God!

Santa.

Santa.

Santa.

Snowball.

So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face...

Son of a nutcracker.

Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

Then lose the tights.

There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf wandering through central park

There's room for everyone on the nice list

They tried using gnomes and trolls but the gnomes drank too much

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups candy candy canes candy corns and syrup

We're gonna go ice skating and eat sugarplums.

Well, still no sign of Santa.

Why, of course I am. Ho ho ho.

You did it! congratulations world's best cup of coffee great job everybody it's great to meet you hi

You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.

You ready?

You sit on a throne of lies

You sit on a throne of lies.

You smell like beef and cheese you don't smell like santa

You walk out of here and you're finished at Greenway!

You're finished!

You're not in the North Pole any longer.

I'm a fake? Yes.

I'm Walter Hobbs. Yeah, let's get the, uh....

It's cold. Yeah, just please sit still.

Michael, please, what's the big deal? Dad.

No? Oh. No.

Oh, paint eggs, that's Easter. Right.

Taken care of so we can get started. Right, here you go.

Where do you want me to go? I don't care where you go.

Who the heck are you? What are you talking about?

You stink. You're gonna have a good Christmas.

...before I come over there and smack it off.

...past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.

...you should think about, you know, getting rid of the costume.

(all cheering)

(both scream)

(buddy gasps kids screaming)

(buddy long belching)

(door slams)

(gnome belches)

(grunts)

(jack in the box laughs)

(knocking on door)

(phone rings) buddy the elf what's your favorite color

(santa hollering kids cheering)

(screams in pain)

(screams)

(troll farts)

(walrus sobbing) there there

(woman laughs on tv)

[ALL SINGING ALONG]

[ALL SINGING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BUDDY GASPS, KIDS SCREAMlNG]

[BUDDY SINGING ALONG]

[CRYING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

[ELVES CHEERING]

[JACK IN THE BOX LAUGHlNG]

[JACK IN THE BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]

[MILES CLEARS THROAT]

[SANTA HOLLERING, KIDS CHEERING]

[SCREAMS]

[SINGING "SANTA CLAUS IS COMlN' TO TOWN"]

[TROLL FARTS]

[WALTER SINGlNG ALONG]

[YELLlNG]