Education standards are at their lowest for 15 years. Yeah, well that is because kids is learning stuff that ain't no use to them. I mean, who here has ever used maps or English? Exactly. Let's start

So that with safer streets and better education.

Why in God's name don't we teach? History and history classes. A black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy named Edison. OK.

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