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Again with the stupidity.

Again. And this is where she keeps the.

Ah.

All right already.

Alright, I got it now.

Are you a he or she?

Are you flirting with me?

Are you stuck in there?

Are you trying to say underwear?

Argh!

Awesome.

Blah blah blah Diddy blah blah.

Boom.

Booty.

Chimichanga.

Come on baby, we can still work this out.

Come on, don't hate.

Come on, don't you have balls to lick?

Come on, let's talk about this.

Deadpool.

Don't do that again.

Game over.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite girl?

Hey hot tits, the pipe I was offering gives way more pleasure.

Hey man, it's me, Deadpool.

Hey there, Captain Douche.

Hey, buddy.

Hi, names Deadpool. Perhaps you've heard of me?

How are we today?

How many bullets are in your head so far?

I can't take it anymore.

I don't think so.

I guess you could say this is a metaphor for all the messed up shit in my head.

I hate waiting.

I think he went into the cheap motel room across the street.

I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 9.

I'm back.

I'm Deadpool.

I'm kind of kind of losing it here.

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one dude enjoys?

Is this a list of things I did to your mom last night?

It's totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because what's his name Fell over to that other guy and we were al...

Loser.

Nah, just kidding.

Not even with two bags over your head, sweetheart.

Ohh, Daddy likes.

OK. I'll let you touch it, but you can't tell anybody, OK.

Outstanding.

Schizophrenia beats being alone, am I right? Yep, you got.

Shit.

Snoring

Surprise.

Sweet Mama.

Take it off slowly, slower.

That's it. That's all you got for me up here, you KDS clown. Come on, bitch.

That's my girl.

The hell are you talking about, woman?

The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list.

There you go.

There's no time to explain, but we gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

NSFW

Think on that while I shoot you.

This is pissing me off.

This is your fault. Fix it.

This sucks.

Time to wake up.

Two extra slices for just 999.

Wait, wait, wait, what? Who?

Was it something I said?

We gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

We just had this weirdest dream where this person was controlling my every move and now fuck.

Welcome to Loserville population.

Were you watching me sleep this whole time?

What the fuck?

What took you so long?

Whatever you're doing, it ain't work.

When I told you to blow me, this is not what I had in mind.

Yahoo. I'm back.

Yeah, No.

Yeah. I'm kind of kind of losing it here.

You got that thing I sent?

You got time for a hot make out sesh.

You guys see a cute girl walk by here who seems like she might be into a dude who's horribly disfigured yet great in bed.