Abra

And I have seen some shit now.

And uh

At 3:00 o'clock in the morning and in front of a project and a fucking limousine.

Big Ass Titties #chappelle #chappelle show #titties

But but

Bye bye

Catch a bitch.

Dad must have been hiding

Dave Chapelle Sounds Sound

Disto D and dick

Do you smoke weed?

Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan and Dylan #dylan #spit hot fire #best rapper #rap god #dave chapelle

Everybody get on the fucking ground. Nobody look at my face.

Gadget

Give me a box of condoms

Hey baby. Baby, go home, man. Strict clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing now?

Hey lady

Hey where you going

Hi

High bird of sick. I need some smack bird.

I Am Crazy #chapelles show #leonard washington #dave chapelle

I don't do drugs

I don't think he did it. I'm not gonna say I don't think he did it. That's too strong.

I knew it

I love you

I think sometimes we could get together maybe go out for some ice cream or something I don't know

I think those black guys are gonna try to save us.

I'm sexy

I'm sorry to hear that

Let me get for down bag

Let me just give you my number cycle

Maybe is an acceptable answer

No

Not really

Oh my God, this is terrible.

OK

OK fine

Or, you could... STFU Dave Chapelle

Paint

Pussy

Put.

See, sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe. Like no.

Show me

Shut up.

So Long Fried Rice Hello Fried Chicken #dave chapelle #tiger woods #so long #fried rice #hello fried chicken #racial draft #black

So my dudes on the front of the plane scene and they were like Oh my God.

So you wanna smoke

So you want to get together

Sorry about that

Stop worshipping celebrities so much. Just don't listen. Pay attention.

Terrorists don't take black hostages.

Thank you thank you very much

That made

That's good

That's right

The fuck are you talking about man

They is treating us good. We are chilling and shit.

They know black people's bad bargaining chips.

This is all mine

We're going to get you added in maine

What time is it

Wow

Wow that must be shit

Yeah

Yeah sure

Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch.

You know I got some weed to work today we all want try it out

You know I might have came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing

You've been late four times. I've been counting.

Yuppity