Do I have to smell like Bo and hump a Redwood just to get through to her?

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood

Forever Alone

Get No Bitches

Hells, what I wouldn't give to get a boring lover sometimes

I just wish I was smoother with the ladies.

I'm Not Looking Again

I'm trying to get with her but dana won't even hook me up

Never Had Sex Again #nick #new girl #no more sex #celibate #that being said

Nope no boyfriend

Now I'm never going to get a girl.

Probably gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year

Too bad she's already taken

What do you call out with me? Lot of fake marriage? No. Fake engagement? Just a real girlfriend. The kind that goes on real dates and has real conversations with me about. Really important things t...

Why can't I meet someone normal for a change?