A Day In The Life - The Beatles Ringtone

A Man Who Lived In Leeds

About my life.

Achmed The weather here is bs

Actually, today is the day for this, mama.

After we traded underwear yesterday.

All I wanted to make was a phone call. Lousy phone call. Enough Stew.

All right well i'm about to go home eh

All right, I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.

All right, love. How was work?

And attack of the old Flakes again this morning via my pillow look like a flapjack.

And it's a bit windy today I was, as you know, but.

And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl? Don't be cloud. Don't ever say on the daily life. I forgot to get out and see the world while I'm still young. You'll do make your mi...

Another day another disembowlment

Another day, same ****

Are you kidding? I'm work?

Are you OK, honey? Since I left you with this, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest fucking day. Like, come on, hop on it.

At 143. Yep. Mum.

BB- Hey I'm walkin here

Because I want to, I'm waiting for the red light.

Bless my soul what is this what's going on oh my goodness what's happening

Brother Calling

But every second and every hour it is

But I don't get them get umbrella.

But i'm not allowed a broom

But I'm not around. It's only cars. God damn these electric sex pants.

But just woke up

By any chance is sister jones in nope neither is brother jones they both at work

Can I talk about what I did last night

Can't even sit down. You know me, I can't complain.

Craig i'm on my way to work

Dial sorry man, I used to drive a cab. You know people would expect a little chit chat.

Did you get the kids

Do you have any idea what time it is actually no

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Don on phone

Don't forget

Don't just stand there. Bring me a phone book!

Every day, bro.

Everyday

Everyday I Wake Up

Everyday Normal

Everyday.

Follow me and my work day by day in as much detail as you can stand

Fred getting off work

Fucking morning are you so fucking world always get what I come got

Gary come home

Geez, my memory is bad.

Goin there tomoz

Good afternoon. You see? Nothing's fucked here, dude. Nothing is fucked.

Good morning he was muttering to sony the whole time

Good morning, bit of a breeze about this.

Have a good one. Bad, bad day. Oh, OK, yeah.

Have a rotten day

Have you ever seen you walk down the street?

Hello

Hey Roomie

Hey, can't you see I'm using the toilet?

Hey, how was work?

Hey, yeah. Three. Oh my God. My back it's not working. Oh.

Hi Its Me Hooper can you guess where i am today?

Hi man this is going to be a long ass day.

Hi. How was work?

Hmmm, I'll take it!

How convenient.

How inconvenient.

How was your weekend?

How's it going

How's it going?

How's it going?

Huh. Isn't that enough excitement for one day?

I am at my house.

I am rather busy.

I can't find the phone

I don't even know how it happened.

I don't know what time it is

I don't know. One day.

I don't remember

I filmed that the other day though. And then I got a few more things coming out, which is fun. But yeah, I pretty much your content today. My dog was really annoying. It's an X6. Yeah, so my dog was really annoying today. Like my dog is still a puppy, so he's like not trained properly, but he was going to like.

I forgot

I had a dream that wasn't a couple of freeloading chumps in my kitchen.

I had maxie dean on the phone honey

I have a lot of things that I have to take care of

I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car, so sue me.

I have to talk it over yesterday I was in a car take a shit

I hunger again

I just woke up

I just woke up.

I just woke up.

I just woke up.

I just wonder about one little thing.

I live alone, this is weird, I don't know what's going on

I live on your street

I live on your street

I Lost My Glasses

I lost my glasses oh that's all right

I pass gas all day long #family feud #pass gas #fart #all day

I saw three people.

I sneezed and the snot is hanging out of my nose

I think I just shat myself.

I walked all over, you moron.

I want you to know what it's like to live that way

I wet myself

I woke my son up pt1

I woke my son up pt2

I woke my son up pt3

I'm a human being. Good morning.

I'm a walking cliche.

I'm doing alright, how are you?

I'm doing fine.

I'm fucking bored to death, man. You got to get back in the shit.

I'm gonna go home.

I'm not having a good day.

I've been dealing with other things today

I've been here i've been sleeping

I've gotten quite used to this.

I've had this spirit stuck to me since this morning

If it makes you feel any better I forgot my reading glasses

If you walking down the street without a headphone, it's like oh what's up? How you doing today? No headphones that cool, no music today.

It is wednesday in my days i

It's about 3 30 I guess

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first Cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns.

It's like living with a bloody woman

Jikan ga naino desu ga ne (don't have time for this)

Joe.

Just working

Kyles Mom

Lift boy, this isn't my floor.

Luann

Mama shit

Man, it is exhausting.

Me and smokey

Morning India Semi Urban #town #india #morning @iniyandg

Mr. Herbert, it's 6:00, I'm I'm not really tired yet.

My mom called.

My night

My world now.

Nothing's changed since New York City.

Now look, you know. She comes home from work in about an hour and a half.

Oh, not this again.

Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.

Oh, this morning.

Oh, what's up you?

Ohh man, you know with some fucking did the other day. What fucking keyed it. Ohh.

Ohh, I forgot my mission.

One lucky day, I can't even get a piece of hand.

One time I asked to use the restroom

Out the window!

Pastime spotted

Pimponhisworstday

Poor Guy

Pretty good day

She at home she should be

She folds

Shit oh what a day what a motherfucking day

Sittin' On The Toilet

So how's your day with your cyber chip going?

So this is my bullshit

Staring at wall

Tell me about your day.

Tell me what you did yesterday. Nothing, nothing, yeah nothing. How was your day? I don't care how your day was Michael. Wow. Well OK I don't care how your day was either. Jan I was just asking you...

That's about as well as anybody can do these days.

The people we see every day, but we ignore because we're too busy listening to our iPods and thinking about kitchens

Then one day I was just walking down the street and I heard a voice behind me say

They still keep the sun out of me eyes.

Things You See

This is been a most unusual day.

This is Going to be the Worst Day of Your Life #huey freeman #jazmine dubois #worst day of your life #bad day

This is true love. I think this happens every day.

Um the time? I don't know I don't have my phone and my clock is wrong on my Xbox

Use the comlink oh my I forgot I turned it off

Wake up stupid we've gotta get dressed

Wake up, sis.

Walter wake up

Was eddie he usually eats these god damn things

Well because this goes on all the time

Well I haven't been spending much time there lately they've got me down in dc i'm shining a seat with my ass

Well sometimes my memory fails me

Well, because this goes on all the time.

Well, I'm terribly we already spoken today.

Well, now you understand how I feel every single day.

Well, sometimes my memory fails me.

Well, that that all I'm telling you is I'm not arguing with you all I'm telling you is my phone is just rang, I've just answered it.

Well, you're talking to Josh is mom.

What are you doing

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you guys up to? Anything interesting?

What are you up to

What are you up to?

What doing

What happens, oil boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning.

What have you been up to?

What in the world am I gonna do tomorrow?

What is he doing

What the hell is going on?

What time your mama leaving in a little while why because I wanna smoke this joint

What u gonna do