Asian family Christmas and are satisfied with scrawny, dead, overpriced trees that have no special meaning.

August 29th

Everything is Green #st patricks day #st paddys day #everything is green

Excuse me, where's everybody going? To gobblers knob. It's Groundhog Day. It's still just once a year, isn't it?

Felice Navidad.

Kermis attention

Listen now you don't understand that's not the point of christmas land

Mayday why that's the russian new year we'll have a big parade we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvres

Oh Chanukah song

Rosh Hashanah Shofar Blasts #shofar #jewish #new years #rosh hashanah #blowing #hebrew

This is pitiful 1000 people freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Right. Like they used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to ea...